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Author Topic: U.S. laws seem strange to many people here is a new law here  (Read 1343 times)
yankee
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« on: April 02, 2009, 01:35:32 AM »

New Texas Legislation Would Require Whiskey Bottles To Be Shot Out Of Air Immediately After Being Emptied
AUSTIN, TX—A new piece of legislation proposed yesterday on the floor of the Texas Legislature would require that all whiskey bottles be tossed overhead and shot clean out of the air the moment they are emptied. "Every Texan is responsible for disposing of his or her whiskey bottles in the proper fashion," Plano lawmaker Mitch Travelstead said. "By law, this means no longer stopping to wipe your lips with your shirt sleeve, or howling like some rabid dog at that big yellow moon. It's time we got serious." While the new law will likely be strictly enforced, legislators maintained that those without access to firearms could also dispose of their whiskey bottles by having their children toss them off the back of a speeding pickup truck
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zorro
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« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2009, 08:24:20 AM »

yankee from a state that allows people to buy uzi's and AK's before they are old enough to buy a beer i'd believe anything!

Didn't Robin Williams (obviously of Welsh decent) once say:

"We have the right to bear arms......hell, we even have the right to arm bears"  Wink
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