famous peoples quotes

[zorro]

just thought you might like some of these quotes by famous people.

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information.
Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.
peter ustinov.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
spike milligan

Is ringo starr the best drummer in the world? Ringo starr isnt the best drummer in the beatles.
John lennon

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
What is our task? To make Britain a fit country for heroes to live in.
David Lloyd George

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.
Aneurin Bevan

and who can forget:-

Hopefully I'll be successful with the singing, but there are so many other things I want to do, like acting. I'll do them one at a time first!
Katie Price (jordan)
please feel free to add your own favourites

[Terra (Mike)]

Funny quote

"THE BOWLERS HOLDING THE BATSMANS WILLEY "

Brian Johnston cricket commentator, England v West Indies     Oval  1976

[zorro]

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx

[DIGGA]

AND  WHO  CAN FORGET   THE  FAMOUS ,,,,,,,,,  ONE DAY  YOU WILL FIND  MISS RIGHT ,,,, PROBLEM WAS,,,,,,,,  NO  ONE TOLD ME HER MIDDLE NAME  WAS      ALLWAYS          

[PHIL YNYSBOETH]

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. 

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. 

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
 
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
 
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food

W.C. FIELDS

[bymatt666 (byron)]

GOLF...is a good walk spoilt !...oscar wilde

[Gadget(Ian)]

who's coat is that jacket in the corner.
taff

[PHIL YNYSBOETH]

Ouch! Theres a stupid place to put a coke bottle !

Tafflaff

[DATA311(Alan)]

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
- Bill Cosby

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.
- Bob Rubin

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

[Terry]

Heyyy  Henry Winkler

[DATA311(Alan)]

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns

[Terra (Mike)]

men were put on earth to suffer....women were put on earth to make sure it happened.

anon

[handyman [Alan}]

We trained hard . . . but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralisation.

Falsely attributed to Gaius Petronius Arbiter  66ad.

Quote is from Charlton Ogburn, Jr. (1911-1998),

[robson (chris)]

i like that one crazy 

[DATA311(Alan)]

   Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.

Man - a figment of God's imagination.


Mark Twain