You know what Chef? You were right!!

[Val Beechey]

How many years ago was that Paul ?  I know the occasional nice find comes up but in general, these days it's very spartan.

I went down one day and was horrified to see some one had dumped a load of building rubble at the top by the slip way. It wasn't cleared away and eventually just got spread around. Can you imagine what ass''''' could do that ?  I used to see an elderly gent who showed me where he said he always found something nice. That day was the 1st time he went home empty handed. I wander over the same spot every time I go but I've only ever had weights.
I think I know the depression you mean. If I'm right it's not safe. It's a mud trap and I avoid it.
It's a hard beach to figure and doesn't give up it's treasure without a fight.

[nobby]

Spartan .......didn't know the ancient Greeks ever visited there

[Val Beechey]

Maybe it was you nobly and I just got mixed up 

[Spooyt Vane]

You should buy what everybody is using at the time.... at a recent rally it was like a sea of Deus"s. yes mines a Deus

[dingdong]

Yea!!I would have de-deuced that Rob !!LOL👍

[Spooyt Vane]

Well Dr Watson , well what do you see when you look upwards...The moon ,planets and millions of stars and think how miniscule we are in this great universe...Sherlock,...Never mind that ,find the bastard who robbed the tent and the Deus

[dingdong]

Not to worry Sherlock,"not to worry my dear Watson,for goodness sake ,why not?
Well Holmes,we are looking in the wrong field !!!

[Spooyt Vane]

Well Watson who did it,..Dont say the butler ....My bet is that shifty Chef my dear boy..How the hell did you come to that brilliant conclusion Sherlock..Years of detecting criminals Watson 

[dingdong]

Watson"ahhhhh!!! Mr Holmes that is an absolutely brilliant deductuction but prey tell me, "how in this world did you know he was indeed a Chef ??hmmmm,says Holmes,for if he were not a very capable Chef then there would be no way on this good earth that a man of that calibre could consistently COOK up such good reason !!!
You forever astound me Mr Holmes !!!👍

[Spooyt Vane]

The garlic and his sticky fingers old boy ..You know I am a collector of menus  and references Watson .Well Holmes was it the highly pungent but fake garlic.or his dodgy references to Downtown Abbey..No idiot..have you not seen the ears sticking out of the Welsh Rarebit...By god your right Sherlock and your mind is like a warren full of gin- traps the most brilliant masterminds....Stop rabbiting on Watson and that reminds me have they have fed that bloody hound yet  ...You mean Baskerville !Sherlock.and no the chef said he going feed him a real smartarse!..Must be Welsh dish Watson

[dingdong]

Well,well well Holmes,sounds like a fair old pickle he's in,AH!!!!Watson,that's where you are completely wrong,it maybe appear that a pickle is present,BUT,the Chef does know his onions,that's is why he is so appealing!! By God Holmes!!I would never have thought of that, " a pealing" an " onion"that would certainly explain the tears!!! Wrong again Watson,the tears were real,he was really crying someone shot his damnable hound!!!
By gods Holmes how do you come to such logical conclusions ?
Elementary my dear Watson,elementary!!.