She's under the bed!!

[dingdong]

We,that is the Mrs & me,and oh! yes,not forgetting the  old cat,we don't very often get visitors,all of the brood are now scattered far and wide doin what ever in there chosen carriers, so we are quite set in our ways......until!!one of em is coming to visit for a few days"she says,so,living in a little two bed bungalow requires us to have a good re -arrangement of just about "everything"
Well cutting a long story short after the putting this here and putting that there she says "OH,your metal detector can go into the shed,out of the way"
No,No,No,!! Says me,I will find a place for it,dont worry!!So now its under the bed(my side)she dosen't know yet!!(she would have a fit)
But when I turn over,after saying ,"night,night!I know that all that I hold so dear(my beloved NOKTA) is right there ,almost by my side...BLISS!!
Now that's what I call bonding...LOL👍

[marknewbury1]

I know what you meanh don't give in to the shed I sent it to the right post this time

[celticspikey]

Man up dingdong  my Deus is in bed with me, and I have sex with it, and to make it worse the wife doesn't know...... mite see me on Jeremy Kyle soon 

[dingdong]

Oh yes,mr Spikey,I remember sex,its something one gets coal delivered in !!LOL👍

[Chainsaw Bampy]

there was me thinking it was what came after five........

[celticspikey]

Oh yes,mr Spikey,I remember sex,its something one gets coal delivered in !!LOL👍

[jonty]

I had sex once. Scared me to death - never again.

[wittsy1]

My wife reckons I prefer metal detecting to sex. How could she think such a thing. Besides, my detector is the only thing I can raise these days.

[dingdong]

Yea! My Mrs loves detecting,she's even got er own coil !!!👍

[Chainsaw Bampy]

gosh.   i really hope that coil works lol