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« on: December 27, 2014, 12:28:20 AM »
Lucky Dale reminded me.......

 WANTED : Is there anybody out there that has a Deus or something similar  + cash, that they're looking to part with. In exchange for
a partially uneaten Turkey, some left over sausage rolls and a full box of mince pies.  As a deal breaker I might be persuaded to
part with a half unused box of Christmas crackers. If this is of interest to you please get in touch ASAP as i'm sorry but it's
FIRST COME FIRST SERVED..
                                                              
                                                                     Yours Sincerely
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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2014, 07:25:28 AM »
you have had to much to drink  fella Cheesy
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2014, 08:33:32 AM »
pmsl - best advert i've ever seen!

can you clarify them half unused crackers are Harrods specials?

Nice one Dylan
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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2014, 10:28:34 AM »
Quote from: Dryland on December 27, 2014, 12:28:20 AM
Lucky Dale reminded me.......

 WANTED : Is there anybody out there that has a Deus or something similar  + cash, that they're looking to part with. In exchange for
a partially uneaten Turkey, some left over sausage rolls and a full box of mince pies.  As a deal breaker I might be persuaded to
part with a half unused box of Christmas crackers. If this is of interest to you please get in touch ASAP as i'm sorry but it's
FIRST COME FIRST SERVED..
                                                              
                                                                     Yours Sincerely
                                                                            Dryland  [ would be Admin.]
Im a bit of a wheeler dealer Del boy type and never one to miss a cracking deal Would you take a my Deus plus £150 cash plus the 9inch coil Shocked but I'm not interested in the crackers just Turkey, sausage rolls and pies Wink oh and I can deliver machine Roll Eyes await in anticipation......can you tell me if the turkey has gravy residue on it or is it straight from the bird.
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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2014, 04:00:06 PM »
Paul if you don't want the crackers drop them off around mine on the way past Cheesy
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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2014, 06:59:43 PM »
Quote from: Dale on December 27, 2014, 04:00:06 PM
Paul if you don't want the crackers drop them off around mine on the way past Cheesy
Cheeky Dale Grin not offering any thing towards petrol costs Wink Wink
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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2014, 11:16:41 PM »
Sorry folks but due to the amount of interest shown in my turkey and other leftovers,and not wanting to disappoint anyone , although I was tempted by Pauls over generous offer  Grin I have decided that I may keep the turkey etc. for my lunch at the next Detecting Wales rally.
                  Alan how dare you suggest that I would demean myself and buy my crackers from such a lowly vendor, I can assure
you that they were purchased from the world renowned puveyor of crackers.... ....... Home Bargains. Among the contents of these crackers were, paper clip, plastic thimble, and even a piece of thin coloured plastic that curls up in the palm of your hand and I've still got 9 more to open. Huh
                                    Dale be careful what you wish for or I might get those crackers sent to you first class Grin
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