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« on: July 28, 2013, 09:22:57 PM »

A temporary vacancy has arisen due to holiday commitments -
15-6-15 to 19-6-15
Employer- D W . Com
Position- standing upright, sitting, or lying down is  also possible
                                                    
Job- Light switch Operator
Hours - twiLIGHT
Wages- shocking

Applicants must have previous experience with all types of lighting controls i.e.
switches pullcords ,buttons, in -line switches, candles ,matches torches, solar and remote control.
Job entails switching the lights off last thing at night when most sensible people are in bed,
or making sure that THE LAST PERSON ON THIS FORUM SWITCHES THE LIGHTS OFF.

Sex- {not very often} , all genders may apply for above position including AC-DC
Educational qualifications are not necessary, you don't need to be a BRIGHT SPARK but you must be able to spell and write ;   LIGHTS OUT in the shout box

All applications should be made to the moderators of above said forum using SMOKE SIGNALS
closing date for applications   15-6-15
                                                      
                                                    
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« Reply #1 on: July 28, 2013, 09:34:38 PM »

The men in white coats are here for me now  Angry

Apparently its not appropriate to set fire to next door to make a big enough smoke signal to be seen down there.

 You could have warned me first  Grin
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« Reply #2 on: July 28, 2013, 10:13:12 PM »

oops Grin Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 28, 2013, 10:15:28 PM »

meow  meow meow Charlie says don't play with matches.
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« Reply #4 on: July 28, 2013, 11:15:01 PM »

LOL.  Cheesy
Can you send the white coated men down to give dryland a  nice ride to the mental hospital  Grin
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« Reply #5 on: July 28, 2013, 11:18:44 PM »

please not tonight , I've got to switch the LIGHTS OFF
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« Reply #6 on: July 30, 2013, 12:46:48 AM »

Applications have so far been slow for the above vacancy, possibly due to the rain
damping down the smoke signals.
                                                  As of now applications should be sent by bow and arrow
pointed directly at any of the moderators of the D W Forum, making sure that it reaches them by the closing date.
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« Reply #7 on: July 30, 2013, 06:24:49 AM »

I have run out of normal arrows, I do have some nice fire arrows left though, will these be OK? Thought I best ask first as they are tipped with explosives and dipped in poison.

Don't want anybody getting hurt or I might not get the job.  Grin
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« Reply #8 on: July 30, 2013, 12:03:50 PM »

Scattered   Cheesy Huh.

Absolutely barmy , who'd take that job after reading the conditions of employment ?.

im5  Tongue
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« Reply #9 on: July 30, 2013, 03:39:50 PM »

I did  Grin Grin
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« Reply #10 on: July 31, 2013, 10:22:48 AM »

No matter what the job someone will will give it a go.  Cheesy Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: July 31, 2014, 04:09:31 PM »

It's that time of year again
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« Reply #12 on: July 31, 2014, 04:34:39 PM »

Sounds too energetic to me, no thanks  Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: July 31, 2014, 05:01:57 PM »

Ready Dylan.............

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« Reply #14 on: July 31, 2014, 07:46:08 PM »

ROFL  Grin Grin
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