a few questions ??

[Mike]

a few random questions for you all , please feel free to answer them or ask your own  

1 . why do women pack enough clothing to last 9 weeks when your only going away for the weekend .

2. where has all the white dog poo gone  :

3. are cows black & white or white & black

4.if your looking for a particular piece of paper why is it always at the bottom  of the huge pile you just searched through:D

5. why is it the farmer always says ' aye have a go lad but you wont find nout on that there land ' ( and most of the time he's right ).

6.whats in the little spray can that brings footballers back from the brink of death in just 2 sprays  

7.why drink decafe  

8. a large person orders a meal for 4 for himself and a diet coke , will it really help  

9. why wear cammo gear when detecting ? are the little coins gonna jump out the ground and rush off into the bushes  

10. spring water is up to 5000 years old , why do they put a best before date on the bottle  

                                                             have fun  

[win]

I  love number 9. I think the only reason people wear cammo gear is to give me a good laugh. One to add to your list
11. Why do they put a sell by date on vinegar ?

[handyman [Alan}]

Now if the following is true, that

1. Buttered bread will always land butter side down, and
2. if a cat jumps out of a window, it will always land on its feet

ever wondered what would win if you strapped a piece of buttered bread to the cat, and then threw it out of the window!  

[Bling (mark)]

What color do smurfs go when they hold they're breath. 

[cardiffian]

Sorry about this one, but try asking a woman if they look at the toilet paper after they have wiped their bottom. You can guarantee they will nearly all say no. Then ask them how do they know when their bottoms are clean. It stumps them!

[Mike]

Sorry about this one, but try asking a woman if they look at the toilet paper after they have wiped their bottom. You can guarantee they will nearly all say no. Then ask them how do they know when their bottoms are clean. It stumps them!

i prefer the more suptle approach like , hi im mike can i buy you a drink or wow you look lovely in that dress etc

......................but hey , if it works for you 

[Tafflaff (Rob)]

a few random questions for you all , please feel free to answer them or ask your own  

1 . why do women pack enough clothing to last 9 weeks when your only going away for the weekend .

What they aint telling you is that its their full wardrobe, that way if they find a young handsome greek athletic type they can run off with him and still keep their wardrobe


2. where has all the white dog poo gone  :

Porthcawl fair use it to make Nougart bars

3. are cows black & white or white & black

Not sure, but if they were black and white and red all over they'd be called newspapers

4.if your looking for a particular piece of paper why is it always at the bottom  of the huge pile you just searched through:D

Tip of the day............When looking, always start at the bottom.

5. why is it the farmer always says ' aye have a go lad but you wont find nout on that there land ' ( and most of the time he's right ).

Because he knows he's already said yes to the 450 detectorists that came before you.

6.whats in the little spray can that brings footballers back from the brink of death in just 2 sprays  

Its not spray, Its an MP3 recording of their manager saying " Get up in 10 seconds or we're selling you to Rangers"

7.why drink decafe  

Cos it betta than drinkin de poast office

8. a large person orders a meal for 4 for himself and a diet coke , will it really help  

Cos we're not bloody greedy!

9. why wear cammo gear when detecting ? are the little coins gonna jump out the ground and rush off into the bushes  

Who said that ?

10. spring water is up to 5000 years old , why do they put a best before date on the bottle  

ermmm..... Nope I got nothing.....

                                                            

[markymark123]

why is it the farmer always says ' aye have a go lad but you wont find nout on that there land ' ( and most of the time he's right ).

Because he knows he's already said yes to the 450 detectorists that came before you.


ha ha like that answer rob!