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« on: May 10, 2011, 07:38:37 PM »



How true is this. Scary
At first I thought this was funny....Then I realised the awful truth of it.

Be sure to read all the way to the end!
Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.

Tax his work,
Tax his pay,
He works for peanuts
Anyway!

Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.

Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.

Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass.

Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.

When he screams and hollers;
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.

Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.

When he's gone,
Do not relax,
It’s time to apply
The inheritance tax.

Accounts Receivable Tax
Airline surcharge tax
Airline Fuel Tax
Airport Maintenance Tax
Building Permit Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Goods and Services Tax (GST)
Death Tax
Driving Permit Tax
Environmental Tax (Fee)
Excise Taxes
Income Tax
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax
Petrol Tax (too much per litre)
Gross Receipts Tax
Health Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest Tax
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Mortgage Tax
Personal Income Tax
Property Tax
Poverty Tax
Prescription Drug Tax
Real Estate Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
Retail Sales Tax
Service Charge Tax
School Tax
Telephone Tax
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Water Tax 
Workers Compensation Tax

And Now they want a bloody Carbon Tax !

STILL THINK THIS IS FUNNY?

Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the
most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a
large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.

What in the "Hell" happened? Can you spell ’ lying parasite politicians wasting our money’ ? 

And then, there are the bank charges !
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« Reply #1 on: May 10, 2011, 07:50:59 PM »

country is a shambles..... Undecided
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« Reply #2 on: May 10, 2011, 09:03:51 PM »

nearly all the above were intoduced by the CONs!

says a lot!
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« Reply #3 on: May 10, 2011, 09:24:11 PM »

nearly all the above were intoduced by the CONs!

says a lot!


I don't know about that, but I do know Labour have taken this country to the brink of bankruptcy  Cry


The outgoing Labour chancellor even left a note saying no money left and seemed quite proud of the fact.
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« Reply #4 on: May 10, 2011, 09:34:56 PM »


Not one of these taxes existed 100 years ago, & our nation was one of the
most prosperous in the world.. We had absolutely no national debt, had a
large middle class, and Mum stayed home to raise the kids.


100 years ago this country was raping the worlds resources through the British Empire. We may not of had to endure taxes but the lives of millions of third world "subjects" paid for the middle class parasites to maintain their lifestyle.
And as for "Mum stayed home to raise the kids", well I wouldn't go anywhere near educated women, your life expectancy may be quite short Grin
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« Reply #5 on: May 10, 2011, 09:40:11 PM »

Hey, don't knock it. My Pension has just gone UP £2.99 a week.

100 years ago I'd have been washing sheets for the big house I'm now hoping to find in a field full of goodies. Roll Eyes

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« Reply #6 on: May 11, 2011, 09:03:04 AM »

viva la revolucion!
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« Reply #7 on: May 11, 2011, 10:04:30 AM »

Not that I voted or am not political myself but didn't I hear that Labour is now going to rule Wales Bobby  Huh  They're all the same - all talk and promises it appears  Tongue

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« Reply #8 on: May 11, 2011, 10:27:15 AM »


I'd just love to see the UK out of Europe. They're sucking us dry.  Cry
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« Reply #9 on: May 11, 2011, 10:33:58 AM »

Tell me who to vote for kid and I'll make the effort  Huh
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« Reply #10 on: May 11, 2011, 01:07:27 PM »

well?Huh  my slippers are waiting?Huh?
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« Reply #11 on: May 11, 2011, 07:52:38 PM »

Bloody conservative rubbish. Going back to the bad old ways..Remember Maggie she sold off everything. Pits,steel no wonder there is no work about.
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« Reply #12 on: May 11, 2011, 08:44:56 PM »

rjm ,your too political mate ,tectin is a political melting pot as it is,go and be a mp or something,i tect on a conservative  councillors land and he talks less politics than you mate,maybe you could form the Deus party Grin
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« Reply #13 on: May 12, 2011, 05:23:13 PM »

The sad thing is that when people have not been elected they sit with the people and their policies are fair and reasonable. As soon as they have power (regardless of what party) they are only interested in lining their own pockets directly (expenses scandal) or indirectly (grovelling to businesses to get a future backhander or a future consultancy position). They tax us so much it's hardly worth working; and then they waste the money on wars, stupid regeneration schemes and corrupt international aid schemes.
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