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Met up with a couple of mates last night, I hav'nt seen one of the guys in a good few years, he has a false leg, he told me that some druggies broke into his house a few years ago, they beat him up and broke both of his legs, he had to have one of them amputated, apparently they whent to the wrong house and beat him up by mistake.
Anyway at the end of the night it was just me and him left, he had been out all afternoon and was steaming, I had drunk about five pints so was allright, we whent to another pub and ordered a couple more drinks, the landlord came over to the bar and spoke to the barmaid, the landlord had obviously had a few on board himself, anyway I heard the landlord tell the barmaid any trouble off him just call the police he's an a**e h**e, well I looked at my mate and he was'nt sure he had heard the landlord correctly, well if you could have seen it, my mate used to be a bit of a lad in his younger days, but 42 drunk with a false leg and a walking stick offering the landlord who is drunk, overweight and about 60 outside you just had to laugh.

I finished my pint and left them to it, I am just glad it was'nt me he was talking to, or the landlord would have been the one wobbling on his legs ;D     

by the sounds of it steve your mate didnot have a leg to stand on  :o :D

nice one Phil  :)

i bet your mate was hoping mad when he over heard the landlord ;) :D :D :D

he was so drunk he was stumped at what to do. :)

with all that alcohol, it sounds as if he was legless!!


i'll get my coat!

he was legless lol
debs

i was waiting for the punchline !..... ;D....byron

 ;D

Lol, Alan. Good Fast Show reference.

 :D  :D  :D

You lot are Sick! lol
 As a Peter cook and Dudley Moore fan i had to post this ..

One Leg Too Few
Peter Cook
The scene is a theatrical producer's office

 
Peter:       Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spigott, I believe it is.

Enter Dudley, hopping energetically on one leg

Peter:         Mr. Spigott, I believe?
Dudley:       Yes — Spigott by name, Spigott by nature. (keeps hopping)
Peter:          Yes... if you'd like to remain motionless for a moment, Mr. Spigott. Please be stood. Now, Mr. Spigott you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan?
Dudley:      Right.
 
Peter:            Now, Mr. Spigott, I couldn't help noticing almost at once that you are a one-legged person.
Dudley:         You noticed that?
Peter:          I noticed that, Mr. Spigott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you come to notice these things almost instinctively. Now, Mr. Spigott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan — a role which, traditionally, involves the use of a two-legged actor.
 
Dudley:      Correct.
Peter:        And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role.
Dudley:      Right.
Peter:        A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement.
Dudley:      Very true.
Peter:         Well, Mr. Spigott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role?
Dudley:      Yes, I think you ought to.
Peter:        Need I say with overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.
Dudley:      The leg division?
Peter:        Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spigott. You are deficient in it — to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said ‘A lovely leg for the role.’ I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you. !! ;D

very good :)

lol thats good
debs