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just thought you might like some of these quotes by famous people.

Courage is often lack of insight, whereas cowardice in many cases is based on good information.
Men think about women. Women think about what men think about them.
peter ustinov.

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
spike milligan

Is ringo starr the best drummer in the world? Ringo starr isnt the best drummer in the beatles.
John lennon

Don't be afraid to take a big step if one is indicated. You can't cross a chasm in two small jumps.
What is our task? To make Britain a fit country for heroes to live in.
David Lloyd George

The Prime Minister has an absolute genius for putting flamboyant labels on empty luggage.
Aneurin Bevan

and who can forget:-

Hopefully I'll be successful with the singing, but there are so many other things I want to do, like acting. I'll do them one at a time first!
Katie Price (jordan)
please feel free to add your own favourites

Funny quote

"THE BOWLERS HOLDING THE BATSMANS WILLEY "

Brian Johnston cricket commentator, England v West Indies     Oval  1976

Alimony is like buying hay for a dead horse.
Go, and never darken my towels again.
Before I speak, I have something important to say.
Groucho Marx

AND  WHO  CAN FORGET   THE  FAMOUS ,,,,,,,,,  ONE DAY  YOU WILL FIND  MISS RIGHT ,,,, PROBLEM WAS,,,,,,,,  NO  ONE TOLD ME HER MIDDLE NAME  WAS      ALLWAYS          :D :D :D

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money.

A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.

Ah, the patter of little feet around the house. There's nothing like having a midget for a butler.

All the men in my family were bearded, and most of the women.

Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake.

Anyone who hates children and animals can't be all bad. 

Don't worry about your heart, it will last you as long as you live. 

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people.

I always keep a supply of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy.
 
I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison.

I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
 
I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food

W.C. FIELDS

GOLF...is a good walk spoilt !...oscar wilde

who's coat is that jacket in the corner.
taff

Ouch! Theres a stupid place to put a coke bottle !

Tafflaff

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
- E. Joseph Cossman

Gray hair is God's graffiti.
- Bill Cosby

Condoms aren't completely safe. A friend of mine was wearing one . . . and got hit by a bus.
- Bob Rubin

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill, he gave me six months more.
- Walter Matthau

Heyyy  Henry Winkler

I can't understand why I flunked American history. When I was a kid there was so little of it.
George Burns

men were put on earth to suffer....women were put on earth to make sure it happened.

anon

We trained hard . . . but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralisation.

Falsely attributed to Gaius Petronius Arbiter  66ad.

Quote is from Charlton Ogburn, Jr. (1911-1998),

i like that one crazy  ;D ;D

   Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement.

Giving up smoking is easy...I've done it hundreds of times.

Man - a figment of God's imagination.


Mark Twain

My favourite has been at the bottom of every message since day one. Please see below!

Neil ;)

On another night, they'd have won 2-2.

Well, Clive, it's all about the two M's - movement and positioning.

For me their biggest threat is when they get into the attacking part of the field.

Ron Atkinson

Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
-- Dick Van Dyke

Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
-- Marcel Achard

I was sued by a woman who claimed that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
-- Uri Geller


Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-- Albert Einstein

"We're going to have the best educated American people in the world." Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/21/97

"People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"I stand by all the misstatements that I've made." Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to Sam Donaldson, 8/17/93

"We have a firm commitment to NATO, we are a part of NATO. We have a firm commitment to Europe. We are a part of Europe." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"Public speaking is very easy." Governor George W. Bush, Jr. to reporters

"I am not part of the problem. I am a Republican" Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"A low voter turnout is an indication of fewer people going to the polls." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"When I have been asked who caused the riots and the killing in LA, my answer has been direct & simple: Who is to blame for the riots? The rioters are to blame. Who is to blame for the killings? The killers are to blame. George W. Bush, Jr.

"Illegitimacy is something we should talk about in terms of not having it." ...Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 5/20/96

"We are ready for any unforeseen event that may or may not occur." Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/22/97

"For NASA, space is still a high priority." Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/5/93

"Quite frankly, teachers are the only profession that teach our children." Governor George W. Bush, Jr., 9/18/95

"The American people would not want to know of any misquotes that George Bush may or may not make." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"We're all capable of mistakes, but I do not care to enlighten you on the mistakes we may or may not have made." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

"[It's] time for the human race to enter the solar system." Governor George W. Bush, Jr.

Mal i think george "dubya" bush would fill a web site on his own !
thanks for the contributions guys ive enjoyed reading them.
some that mke you stop and think and others that just give you a laugh.

I MAY BE DRUNK MADAM , BUT IN THE MORNING I WILL BE SOBER, HOWEVER YOU WILL STILL BE UGLY

SIR WINSTON CHURCHILL

How Much !!!!!, No you can,t have it. My missus 2005 to present.  :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D

nice one millsy !
mike there is a famous exchange between winston churchill and Lady astor that goes
"Winston, if I were your wife I'd put poison in your coffee."
Whereupon Winston said, "Nancy, if I were your husband I'd drink it."   

yes Kev the "drunk & ugly" quote is also from a conversation with Lady Astor,,,,,me thinks they didn't like each other

Last words od a Confederate General in the American Civl War. Major General Sedgewick said

"What? Men dodging this way for single bullets? What will you do when they open fire along the whole line? I am ashamed of you. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Although ashamed, his men continued to flinch and he repeated

 "I'm ashamed of you, dodging that way. They couldn't hit an elephant at this distance." Just seconds later he fell forward with a bullet hole below his left eye.

NICE ONE THANKS FOR THAT SKINNY BUD    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

2 RABBITS TALKING ....... 1ST SAYS   WHEN YOU SEE A CAR COMING  GET BETWEEN THE HEADLIGHTS AND DUCK DOWN   THE CAR WILL PASS OVER YOU


2ND   ON HIS  DEATHBED ,,,,,,,,,,   YOU NEVER SAID ABOUT  RELIALT ROBINS  :D :D