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Title: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 28, 2013, 09:22:57 PM A temporary vacancy has arisen due to holiday commitments -
15-6-15 to 19-6-15 Employer- D W . Com Position- standing upright, sitting, or lying down is also possible Job- Light switch Operator Hours - twiLIGHT Wages- shocking Applicants must have previous experience with all types of lighting controls i.e. switches pullcords ,buttons, in -line switches, candles ,matches torches, solar and remote control. Job entails switching the lights off last thing at night when most sensible people are in bed, or making sure that THE LAST PERSON ON THIS FORUM SWITCHES THE LIGHTS OFF. Sex- {not very often} , all genders may apply for above position including AC-DC Educational qualifications are not necessary, you don't need to be a BRIGHT SPARK but you must be able to spell and write ; LIGHTS OUT in the shout box All applications should be made to the moderators of above said forum using SMOKE SIGNALS closing date for applications 15-6-15 Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: monkeymad on July 28, 2013, 09:34:38 PM The men in white coats are here for me now >:(
Apparently its not appropriate to set fire to next door to make a big enough smoke signal to be seen down there. You could have warned me first ;D Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 28, 2013, 10:13:12 PM oops ;D ;D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: wet feet again on July 28, 2013, 10:15:28 PM meow meow meow Charlie says don't play with matches.
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: nobby on July 28, 2013, 11:15:01 PM LOL. :D
Can you send the white coated men down to give dryland a nice ride to the mental hospital ;D Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 28, 2013, 11:18:44 PM please not tonight , I've got to switch the LIGHTS OFF
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 30, 2013, 12:46:48 AM Applications have so far been slow for the above vacancy, possibly due to the rain
damping down the smoke signals. As of now applications should be sent by bow and arrow pointed directly at any of the moderators of the D W Forum, making sure that it reaches them by the closing date. Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: monkeymad on July 30, 2013, 06:24:49 AM I have run out of normal arrows, I do have some nice fire arrows left though, will these be OK? Thought I best ask first as they are tipped with explosives and dipped in poison.
Don't want anybody getting hurt or I might not get the job. ;D Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Iornmonkey5 on July 30, 2013, 12:03:50 PM Scattered :D ???.
Absolutely barmy , who'd take that job after reading the conditions of employment ?. im5 :P Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 30, 2013, 03:39:50 PM I did ;D ;D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Iornmonkey5 on July 31, 2013, 10:22:48 AM No matter what the job someone will will give it a go. :D :D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 31, 2014, 04:09:31 PM It's that time of year again
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: GJH on July 31, 2014, 04:34:39 PM Sounds too energetic to me, no thanks :)
Geoff Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Tafflaff (Rob) on July 31, 2014, 05:01:57 PM Ready Dylan.............
(http://www.animated-gifs.eu/war-bow/0038.gif) Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 31, 2014, 07:46:08 PM ROFL ;D ;D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 31, 2014, 07:50:03 PM ...and that reminds me
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HepkOOM3aok&list=RDHepkOOM3aok (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HepkOOM3aok&list=RDHepkOOM3aok) Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on July 31, 2014, 07:53:05 PM AH I loved that song when I were a lad
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 31, 2014, 07:53:59 PM well, if you are going to magaluf, you can catch him in action there!!! ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: nonker10 on July 31, 2014, 10:00:11 PM i used to light my own farts,can i have a job. ;D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on August 01, 2014, 12:31:02 AM Methane gas ? I hope you're corgi registered ;D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: dances with badgers on August 01, 2014, 07:30:26 AM we need 3 dw members incase a bulb needs changin,one to hold the bulb and two to turn the step ladder :D
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: Dryland on June 15, 2015, 12:44:07 AM IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR AGAIN
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: JBM on June 17, 2015, 06:37:01 PM Seems only like yesterday to me.LOL ;) Jerry.
Title: Re: TEMPORARY VACANCY Post by: DEADLOCK on June 18, 2015, 05:32:40 AM Never hear do it lol
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