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Title: Shout messages on the left Post by: Terry on January 17, 2010, 09:50:24 PM What happens to all the shout messages once they go to the bottom, Do they continue under the adverts then out of the computer onto the floor, then get hoovered up by the wife, (by the way I keep all my dirty mags on top of the hoover, best place in the house to hide them, she will never find them), or do the admin and mods keep them stacked away to blackmail us at a later date ;D, it dose make you wonder?what other thing make you wonder or gets you puzzled in life. 8)
Kiwi Terry Title: Re: Shout messages on the left Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 17, 2010, 09:56:46 PM If you click on "View All" at the bottom of the Shout list, Terry, you'll see pages and pages of older messages.
Title: Re: Shout messages on the left Post by: Stig(The) on January 17, 2010, 09:57:49 PM what other thing make you wonder or gets you puzzled in life. 8) Kiwi Terry I`m glad you asked Terry :P I got a couple : ** Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is a boxing ring square?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Can fat people go skinny-dipping?~~ -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ** Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?~~ ::) ::) Title: Re: Shout messages on the left Post by: Terry on January 17, 2010, 10:03:02 PM Very good Mick, Leighton they only go back to last Oct, 323 pages?
Title: Re: Shout messages on the left Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 17, 2010, 10:11:58 PM THEY ARE GOOD STIG
DEBS Title: Re: Shout messages on the left Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 17, 2010, 10:13:09 PM Lol. Fairy nuff, Terry. :)
How does a guy who drives a snow plough get to his work in the morning? ??? Title: Re: Shout messages on the left Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 17, 2010, 11:01:37 PM hmmm
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