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Title: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 07, 2008, 10:55:19 PM Anyone know any Detecting Jokes?
Please keep it clean ! Two men are Detecting in a field when a Funeral pass's by One of the Gents places his Detector on the ground and takes his hat off and bows his head His friend then tells him .."You have truly Touched my heart Thats the most respectful act ive ever see". His friend replys " Well i thought id make the effort we was married for 30 years ;D Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: proconsul on November 08, 2008, 06:26:28 PM Here's a worse one, Phil:
A metal detectorist was driving for hours looking for new farm to detect on when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the housewife came to the door, said he, "Pardon me madam, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off...." "Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could you describe him? What does he look like?" The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like thts"as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression. "Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied. "I meant, what did he look like*before* you hit him?" At that, the man got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed"Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!" :-\ Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: Al.Thepastfinder, ( Alan ) on November 08, 2008, 09:05:55 PM ha ha ha , lol, tee hee, both of them ha ha ha ;D
Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 09, 2008, 09:14:07 AM lol Geoff
Wait till i tell this one to the wife lol :D Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: ironron on November 16, 2008, 11:30:43 PM Anyone know any Detecting Jokes? Please keep it clean ! Two men are Detecting in a field when a Funeral pass's by One of the Gents places his Detector on the ground and takes his hat off and bows his head His friend then tells him .."You have truly Touched my heart Thats the most respectful act ive ever see". His friend replys " Well i thought id make the effort we was married for 30 years ;D He He He ;D Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 17, 2008, 09:55:13 AM Hi Ron
I told this one to the wife years ago. she didnt think it was funny lol Strange lot them women arnt they he he Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: ironron on November 17, 2008, 10:29:30 AM You can say that again phil ;D
Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: James on November 17, 2008, 01:47:04 PM ;D great!!! well have to find some more detecting jokes!!
Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 17, 2008, 03:26:01 PM Yeah
Ive seen a few good Detecting jokes in the past on American sites and funny cartoons but some of them are copywritten I,ll have a word with geoff Admin to see where we stand on this Keep the funnys Coming Lads ! ;D Title: Re: Minelab unveils its latest machine . . . Post by: Neil on November 17, 2008, 03:43:12 PM And to think that some of you say the Explorer is heavy!
Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 17, 2008, 04:09:24 PM lol Neil :D
Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: Richy on November 17, 2008, 04:13:51 PM Hey that looks like the strimtector I invited, bit smaller than mine tho' :D :D
Richy. Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: Al.Thepastfinder, ( Alan ) on November 17, 2008, 07:46:06 PM O.M.G, that thing can be awkward, no hands free for the spade, no space on back for my sandwich and coffee bag. and how do you dig a signal anyhow wearing that.
Alan Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 17, 2008, 08:21:38 PM Hi Richy
That was a bit below the belt >:( he he ;D Thats the last time i,ll share one of my brilliant ideas lol Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: Richy on November 17, 2008, 08:49:25 PM Sorry Phil, for "invited read "invented.
Phil, I'm working on a new one, combines a JCB with a Minelab........interested? :D Richy. Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: Richy on November 17, 2008, 08:56:43 PM Forgot to mention.......I've called it an "Explorervator"........................ :D...........
Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: JohnF on November 17, 2008, 10:14:06 PM Sorry Phil, for "invited read "invented. Does it have a pinpoint button in the centre of the steering wheel? ;DPhil, I'm working on a new one, combines a JCB with a Minelab........interested? :D Richy. Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 18, 2008, 08:13:16 AM Hi Richy
Its as if your reading my mind i thought of that one years age lol I was looking at the Potnoodle advert you know the one with the revolving fork,i thought what a stupid idea what about a revolving Pot ! Imagine the benifits for the elderly Just hold your spoon/fork still and my Revolvotable will do the rest. Imangine your wifes getting on your wick Put some poision on your plate use Revolvotable and problem solved ;0) Imagine your partners made you Beans and toast for tea and the kids are having chicken dippers peas and chips ....... get the picture ! This is my best invention Yet lol Charles Dyson, Trever bayliss move over theres a new kid on the block lol Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: Richy on November 21, 2008, 12:17:56 PM .Richy.
[/quote]Does it have a pinpoint button in the centre of the steering wheel? ;D [/quote]~ Not a bad idea John but I was thinking more along the lines of fitting some kind of device to warn other detectorists I was in the area, you know what detectorists are like, headphones on, bent over bum in the air and oblivious to everything around them....maybe a horn? Phil, I like the Revolvotable, keep at it mate. I've just been in my laboratory,or as the wife calls it "the kitchen" and as the cold weather draws in I've come up with the perfect winter warmer......the VACUUM HOT WATERBOTTLE!! GUARANTEED TO STAY HOT ALL NIGHT!!.My theory is brilliant but the problem I have is getting the heat to the outside of the bottle ???, I'm sure I can crack it...watch this space. :D :D Richy.. Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 21, 2008, 12:49:55 PM Horns a great idea Richy !
I think the name of your new invention could do with a bit of work tho it reminds me of the weetabix advert,,,,,NOTMADEFROMWHEATMADEFROMOATSINSTEADABIX LOL Keep up the good work ::) Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on December 07, 2008, 08:46:04 PM Not a good time to ask permission to detect !
Please click the picture file name to enlarge Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: BottyBurp (Kris) on December 13, 2008, 10:36:03 PM Wow, awesome.
I wonder how long the batteries last in that? Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on May 02, 2009, 06:52:16 AM Hi all
I Posted this Topic Back in the day Just wondering if any of our new Forum members have got any good Detecting jokes or cartoons they,d like to add to this thread. Rob you must had a few flooting about lol All the best Phil Title: Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0) Post by: DIGGA on May 02, 2009, 12:28:49 PM AN OLD BLOKE I KNOW WHOS CALLED HECTOR
ONCE BAUGHT A NEW METAL DETECTOR A WOMAN IM TOLD TRIED NICKING HIS GOLD SO HE PICKED UP HIS SHOVEL AND DECKED HER |