It`s funny NOW!

[Stig(The)]

Given The Bird

I had permission to search a small field to the rear of some ancient outbuildings so, full of hope and anticipation, I parked the car and started to put on my gear. All set up I started off towards the field when suddenly from behind this old building out popped a male and female guinea fowl. The male was staring at me with malice in his eyes. His girlfriend started to walk towards me. This made the male bird very agitated. I'm not the bravest person at the best of times (i hate Large cows & detecting in the rain) and my left eye started to twitch - a bad sign. The male guinea fowl must have thought I was winking at his mate. He puffed out his chest and charged at me in full attack mode. I beat a hasty retreat back to the car with this bird trying to stab me to death with its very sharp beak.

I managed to get back to the car slamming the door shut behind me hoping the damned bird's neck was trapped in it (it wasn't). I thought well that's that but the stupid bird then started to attack the car. I decided to leave, reversing down the lane with the bird chasing me. I've not been back there since. It's the car's safety I'm thinking about of course. 

[coleggwent(phil)]

now come on mick its a bird mate its only a bit of foul play mate  look nice on a plate with some roasties hit it with your spade put it in your boot and i,ll do the rest 

[DIGGA]

EGG  sactly phil ,,,,,,,,  dont be a ,,,,, CHICKEN ,,,,,you must  of thought  that HENough      was   HEN ough ,,,,,,,,,,, and dident hang about  to HEN s PECK t ,,,,,,,,,the land ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, was it   FOUL   weather ,,,,  or was it  ROASTing ,,   waaaaaaaaaa

[Terra (Mike)]

Whats all the FLAP about?   

[DIGGA]

THATS  THE SAME FARM  THAT BREEDS   3  LEGGED CHICKENS ,,,, I ASKED THE FARMER  WHY  AND HE SAID ,,,, HE LIKES A LEG   SO DOES HIS WIFE  AND SON ,,, HENCE   3 LEGS ,,,,,,, I ASKED WHAT THEY TASTE LIKE  AND HE SAID ,,,,,, DUNNO  IVE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO CATCH THE BUGGERS    WAAAAAAAA

[Malcolm.mtts]

Well done .. at least you did not have to detect for that elusive GUINEA... it found you and you ran away from it.