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« on: February 27, 2014, 09:05:52 PM »
Dear Deidre,
                    Please can you give me some advice, I fear that you are the only one who understands me.
                 ,          While I am writing this I am sweating profusely and my hands are shaking, my teeth are chattering away [ in a glass of steradent.] I fear that I'm an addict.  I am getting on my wifes nerves [ although thats nothing new ] She has started to utter strange words like GET OUT FROM UNDER MY FEET , I'm not sure what language she's speaking but it does sound a bit like Anglo Saxon. The only other time I've heared her speak in this dialect was when she uttered the words that sounded a bit like TAKE ME SHOPPING and DOES MY BUM LOOK BIG IN THIS ?These  withdrawal symptoms only seem to happen in between rallies. Any advice that you could give me would be gratefully appreciated.
                                                              Waiting in anticipation
                                                                   Dylan
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« Reply #1 on: February 27, 2014, 09:22:46 PM »
Dear Dylan

find a new wife, thats a deaf, mute, nymphomaniac, that owns a pub!!  Grin Grin
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« Reply #2 on: February 27, 2014, 09:26:50 PM »
Quote from: handyman [Alan} on February 27, 2014, 09:22:46 PM
Dear Dylan

find a new wife, thats a deaf, mute, nymphomaniac, that owns a pub!!  Grin Grin


If you find this ideal woman and she's got a twin sister send me a pm pronto.
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« Reply #3 on: February 27, 2014, 09:28:25 PM »
Dear Deidre,
                   Thank you for your advice,
                                                          I have tried googling for one of these women, but as I nearly found to my cost , the Police don't take kindly to you showing your Google in public.It seems
that it's a criminal offence  Huh Huh
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