Xmas Decorations Up Already!

[Malcolm.mtts]

Now as far as Santa, the elves and the poor reindeers are concerned... they are getting on in age and deserve to retire and think of the damage all those Christmas lights are causing with the additional harmful emmissions being caused by the extra generation of electricity which is causing global warming which in turn can ruin our detecting days with that extra rainfall we are experiencing (other than the days Admin pray to the god of sunshine for dry DW rallies)

And think of those poor fairies who are forced to edure the embarassment of sitting on top of a tree with something stuck up their b*m.

And think of that extra rubbish that will fill up our landfills even more which are rapidly becoming less and less.

And think of those poor turkeys and those poor Christmas cakes being eaten and then think of all those September babies that were accidents because of all that evil booze that has been drunk which in turn gives our corrupt government even more money from excise duties to waste..

Christmas must be banned to save our world.

[DIGGA]

YES I AGREE   I  SUPPOSE THEY ARE GETTING ON A BIT  AND COULD DO WITH A REST     THE FAIRY ON THE TREE  DOSENT SEEM TOO EMBARRESSED  WITH THE TREE  UP HER JACKSEY  COS  SHES ALLWAYS GOT A SMILE ON HER FACE ,,,,,,,  AND  AS FOR THE OZONE LAYER ,,,, I DONT MIND IT GETTING A BIT  WARMER ,,,, I COULD  DO WITH   A NICE HOT SUMMER  FOR ONCE