Sheep joke

[hedgehog]

Two guys are walking through the woods and come across this big deep
hole.
"Wow...that looks deep."

"Sure does... toss a few pebbles in there and see how deep it is."

They pick up a few pebbles and throw them in and wait... no noise.

"Jeeez. That is REALLY deep... here.. throw one of these great big rocks
down there. Those should make a noise."

They pick up a couple football-sized rocks and toss them into the hole
and wait... and wait. Nothing.

They look at each other in amazement. One gets a determined look on his
face and says, "Hey...over here in the weeds, there's a
railroad tie. Help me carry it over here. When we toss THAT in,
it's GOTTA make some noise."

The two men drag the heavy tie over to the hole and heave it in. Not a
sound comes from the hole.

Suddenly, out of the nearby woods, a sheep appears, running like the
wind. It rushes toward the two men, then right past them,
running as fast as it's legs will carry it. Suddenly it leaps in the air
and into the hole.

The two men are astonished with what they've just seen...
Then, out of the woods comes a farmer who spots the men and ambles over.

Hey... you two guys seen my sheep out here?

You bet we did! Craziest thing I ever seen! It came running like crazy
and just jumped into this hole!

Nah, says the farmer, That couldn't have been MY sheep. My sheep was
chained to a railroad tie.

[Richy]

Nice one HH, reminds me of the one about the Welsh farmer who thought he had oil on his land so he called in a geoligical team. They did a test boring and reported back that they had drilled a hole nearly half a mile deep but there was no signs of oil.

"What shall we do with the hole?" asked the farmers wife, "I know" said the farmer, "I'll build a hut around it and put a toilet pan over the hole and there we have it....a brand new toilet!"

A couple of weeks later the local vicar and his wife visited the farmer and after tea and jam cakes the vicar asked if he could use the toilet. "Certainly" said the farmer,"we've got a new one out the back which you're welcome to use", Off the vicar went and about 30 mins later the farmers wife remarked that the vicar had been gone a long time so the three of them went to the new toilet and the farmer knocked on the door.

After getting no reply the farmer forced the door open and there was the vicar sat on the pan with his trousers round his ankles......dead as a do-do!

"Oh my God" said the farmers wife "what on earth could have caused his sudden death?"

"I don't know" said the vicars wife, "but I do know he liked to hold his breath 'til he heard the plop!"