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Title: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 07, 2009, 05:54:07 PM
another success for handyman!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Beefy (GARETH) on August 07, 2009, 09:00:43 PM
Hi Handyman I am not bringing my car to you lol................ ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 08, 2009, 06:29:43 AM
..another success for handyman ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 09, 2009, 07:19:41 AM
bright idea no.3

how to stop them valley boys!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: hedgehog on August 09, 2009, 08:09:17 AM
I've had cars like that in the distant past handyman  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 10, 2009, 07:15:48 AM
A handyman tip, to keep your luggage safely secured to the roof.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 11, 2009, 07:43:28 AM
the solution to builders bum.

why didn't anyone think of it before!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 12, 2009, 07:51:50 AM
this stops it from falling over.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 13, 2009, 07:01:08 AM
the mrs asked me to repair the front porch. i did a great job!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 14, 2009, 07:10:33 AM
got a contract to repair this wingtip. solved it in 5 minutes!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: ROMAN STEVE on August 14, 2009, 12:53:15 PM
They look like the jobs my bro in law would do


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Stig(The) on August 14, 2009, 02:07:56 PM
Did you used to watch ~Blue Peter~ by any chance ?  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 15, 2009, 07:18:56 AM
an easy solution, to a smashed headlight!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: robson (chris) on August 15, 2009, 02:33:24 PM
lol  nice one


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 17, 2009, 04:18:15 PM
an idea to help window cleaners


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 18, 2009, 01:57:34 PM
i wonder if pringles are aware of this idea?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 19, 2009, 07:00:21 AM
one way for the older members to get about with a detecting buddy!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 20, 2009, 07:43:07 AM
if u r wondering how to repair a garden chair, then look no further.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 21, 2009, 02:36:05 PM
don't know what to do with a piece of corrugated iron??


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: robson (chris) on August 21, 2009, 03:07:34 PM
haha verry good handyman ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Richy on August 22, 2009, 11:54:34 AM
Handyman I think "Rogue Traders" would be interested in you.lol. ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 23, 2009, 07:42:53 AM
an easy solution - i think it works well!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 24, 2009, 07:36:37 AM
an idea for the next rally, if it's a hot day.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: robson (chris) on August 24, 2009, 03:58:14 PM
 ;Dhaha


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 25, 2009, 04:18:51 AM
an idea to help with the camp site cooking at the next rally!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 26, 2009, 06:47:50 AM
BIKERS - one for you.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 27, 2009, 06:02:55 PM
even this one i wouldn't recommend

take a pair of flip flops, an extension lead and plugs, a portable bar and swimming pool.

don't try this at home!`... under any circumstances - it takes crass stupidity to do this!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 29, 2009, 07:30:50 AM
how long do you think it took the guy to notice?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 30, 2009, 07:42:36 PM
no comment!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 01, 2009, 03:58:48 PM
must get round to finishing this project


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 29, 2009, 03:13:33 PM
well, the good weather has allowed me to come up with some bright ideas for you all.

we shall start with the bbq idea for rallies.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: robson (chris) on September 29, 2009, 03:15:06 PM
hahaa good idea lol


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: DIGGA on September 29, 2009, 08:24:34 PM
HEY  ALAN  I GOT ONE  JUST LIKE THAT MATE   ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 30, 2009, 05:55:52 AM
ok -- todays offering, to help the local caravanners cope with a flooded site.

enjoy it

happy hunting today guys 'n gals [i'm hunting ofsted inspectors!!]


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: robson (chris) on September 30, 2009, 08:44:55 AM
brilliant why worry about rising sea levels lol


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 30, 2009, 09:21:43 PM
with a busy day ahead tomorrow pleasing them hard to find offsh1 te inspectors, i offer this alternative petrol cap

happy hunting and see u all sunday


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 02, 2009, 05:56:22 AM
for those cycle enthusiasts.

a tip to get u to the cycle shop when u have a puncture


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: robson (chris) on October 02, 2009, 09:18:56 AM
its even got a child seat lol


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 02, 2009, 05:48:22 PM
..and on the subject of bikers -- phil - this one is for you.

how to take your bike with you on holiday!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 07, 2009, 05:15:02 PM
now how about this for an original idea!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 08, 2009, 04:15:38 PM
well, me mate asked me to repair his steering wheel. so i did!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 09, 2009, 06:07:29 AM
instant roadside repair -- but i don't recommend it to anyone except to the most foolhardy!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 10, 2009, 06:47:30 AM
now, a more practical idea,

why didn't this catch on??


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: zorro on October 10, 2009, 07:53:55 AM
nice one allan they gave a few chuckles.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 11, 2009, 07:39:18 AM
i've just about seen it all with these 2!!!!

always check out your local garage before booking ur car in!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on October 11, 2009, 08:59:08 AM
 :D :D :D :D :D :D :D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Brilliant. One for us all to try I think.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 13, 2009, 07:40:46 PM
just had my shower upgraded

what do u think of the new taps??


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 15, 2009, 06:43:25 PM
..and of course, if ever the fridge shelf cracks, there's always duct tape!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 16, 2009, 04:01:22 PM
what can i say but ......... u gotta be joking


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 21, 2009, 04:11:47 PM
i wonder why i never thought of opening a similar bookshop!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on October 21, 2009, 04:15:27 PM
love it


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 26, 2009, 09:50:29 AM
this guy is the master -- i wouldn't dare try it

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjK_yFNIHHQ (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vjK_yFNIHHQ)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: betel23 on October 26, 2009, 10:37:09 AM
Lmfao...Bloody brilliant ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 28, 2009, 08:05:13 AM
for those of u who get fed up looking for the tv remote, try this method


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 31, 2009, 04:23:31 PM
i know times are hard in the farming community, but this is amazing.

An unique way to provide extra traction, thus doing their bit for the environment!

clever or what???


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 01, 2009, 11:08:35 AM
with xmas on its way, i like this idea.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: 150aceboy on November 01, 2009, 08:38:50 PM
Excellent Alan, keep them coming mate ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 02, 2009, 07:15:41 AM
now that the F1 season is over......



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 03, 2009, 02:26:44 PM
the best handymans tip for the winter

carry a torch and gaffa tape.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 03, 2009, 09:14:44 PM
i dedicate this link to the wonderful forklift drivers out there in DW land


http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695 (http://uk.video.yahoo.com/watch/6338139/16440695)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terry on November 03, 2009, 10:05:42 PM
That was crate Alan
Terry


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on November 03, 2009, 10:10:00 PM
Hell I knew I should not have give my missus the keys.  :D :D :D :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 04, 2009, 07:13:33 AM
maybe, the driver needed help in locating the gears!!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Tinman (paul/Lisa) on November 05, 2009, 12:43:40 PM
Jeez , wait untill you lot see my car nice ford escort with no handles on the doors lol only way in is to use a screwdriver, dont half get some funny looks


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: shunggav on November 05, 2009, 04:06:12 PM
THERES SSOME REALLY GOOD /FUNNY PIC KEEP THM COMIN LL


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 08, 2009, 08:53:10 PM
my ideal van


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 09, 2009, 03:09:09 PM
sticking to the forklift theme  - hows about this one for careful driving!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 10, 2009, 08:51:25 PM
.. and then there are those who say 'it's not my job!'


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 11, 2009, 09:13:56 PM
the local council cutbacks are now beginning to bite........


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 12, 2009, 07:22:23 PM
things are tough for farmers these days!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 13, 2009, 04:55:41 PM
well, i got offered a customised steering wheel...............................


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 13, 2009, 05:00:20 PM
this guy may need my assistance!

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/13112009/36/man-drives-world-s-most-expensive-car-lak-0.html (http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/13112009/36/man-drives-world-s-most-expensive-car-lak-0.html)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 14, 2009, 09:50:49 AM
i think it's only fitting that i have the 1000 viewing!!

cheers


alan


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: chase on November 14, 2009, 10:50:37 AM
hahaha thats brilliant mate ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 17, 2009, 07:03:34 AM
..even my local garage is struggling with the recession. they sold their hoist and replaced it with ................................................


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 22, 2009, 05:15:07 PM
in the event of your number plate light failing, try this solution.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 24, 2009, 09:18:35 PM
now don't try this at home - but its a good way to tackle them blwddy leylandii!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 11, 2009, 05:55:01 PM
i did tell him that the ground was still wet, but he obviously knew better!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 12, 2009, 09:00:59 AM
i knew that i shouldn't have told my mechanic buddy, that he was a pratt!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on December 12, 2009, 08:01:28 PM
When I use to race motocross that happened to a guy while we were side by side over a jump. His back wheel nut worked loose and as he landed the rear end collapsed and we collided. It was not a pretty picture. Fifteen years ago but I can still hear the thud as I hit him.  :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 13, 2009, 05:42:47 AM
LOL Paul .

hope you all don't get too upset if your beer order is slightly delayed!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on December 13, 2009, 11:37:16 AM
Well that has to be Bar BS 3 in Bedminster Bristol on a Saturday night Alan. Or anywhere in Cardiff at anytime.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 14, 2009, 07:29:31 AM
oops!!

try and explain this one to the sergeant!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 15, 2009, 04:06:34 PM
it was after this that they stopped the dockhands from playing domino toppling with containers!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 16, 2009, 05:09:40 PM
hope the suspension holds up!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 17, 2009, 07:30:17 AM
try explaining this to your insurance company!...... or the boss!!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 18, 2009, 07:29:50 AM
didn't anyone think about checking the plimsoll line??


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 19, 2009, 05:04:27 PM
hmm .. i misjudged that overtaking manoeuvre!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 20, 2009, 08:01:06 PM
damn - should have gone left, not right!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 23, 2009, 07:36:10 PM
one for Paul --

how do you think this one panned out!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 23, 2009, 07:38:45 PM
it jsut wasn't this guys day !


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on December 23, 2009, 07:48:28 PM
these are all great
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on December 23, 2009, 08:13:44 PM
As always Alan, just brilliant.  ;D The runway one reminds me of Ascension Island back in the early 80,s and a very near miss that I witnessed. You just freeze on the spot and think nothing just expecting the impact.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: SimonH on December 23, 2009, 08:14:43 PM
Yep, they are great - keep them coming  ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on December 23, 2009, 08:15:29 PM
I love the runway one with the plane good one keep em coming
we appreciate them
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on December 24, 2009, 01:22:46 PM
Lol! These are wicked!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 24, 2009, 01:53:36 PM
i like this idea!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 24, 2009, 01:59:34 PM
enjoy this little sequence

http://www.electrician4hire.com/electrician-blog/ (http://www.electrician4hire.com/electrician-blog/)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on December 24, 2009, 02:00:03 PM
I bet you do, Al.  8)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on December 24, 2009, 02:02:23 PM
ROFL! Good stuff!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on December 24, 2009, 02:45:50 PM
I wonder if the drunk, blonde bimbos inside even realised there was something wrong:

(http://sanjeevnandan.googlepages.com/tube_accident.jpg)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on December 24, 2009, 10:19:26 PM
lol great keep em coming
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terry on December 24, 2009, 10:23:01 PM
I have got to ask this questian,   Do you work,
Kiwi Terry


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on December 24, 2009, 10:35:04 PM
Who, Terry?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 26, 2009, 09:52:10 AM
well, dunno what to say about this one, except it must have been the morning after the night before!

[hint - what is he actually wearing as a top!]


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Stig(The) on December 26, 2009, 09:55:08 AM
Said with an American accent

"Hey Al,that`s Pants man"  ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on December 26, 2009, 11:09:34 AM
lol thats a good one
DEBS


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 30, 2009, 03:11:59 PM
oops a daisy!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on December 30, 2009, 04:53:26 PM
bet it was a lady driving lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 31, 2009, 08:36:15 AM
my new years present for Phil Ynysboeth.  its taken me all year!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on December 31, 2009, 01:34:04 PM
Wow Thanks Alan ;0)

You wooden believe it was possible hehe



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on December 31, 2009, 08:29:05 PM
hehehe i can just imagine you on that phil with your man bag lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on January 01, 2010, 03:16:21 AM
Deb the whole forum doesnt have to know about my man bag carrying  habits  >:( lol   ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terry on January 01, 2010, 10:00:21 AM
We already know about your habits Phil,   are you glad you came out, ;) ;) ;)
Kiwi Terry


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Gadget(Ian) on January 01, 2010, 11:45:38 AM
this is my work now.But i am hopeless with surface finds since i started doing it. ;) ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 01, 2010, 02:46:19 PM
hehe


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on January 01, 2010, 02:56:49 PM
 :o :o :o :o :o Terry i told you in confidance because you said you was having the same fellings ...i wont tell you anything again  :P :-* ;) :D :D ;D ;D

Ian any chance of some samples ?????
I like them large bronze coloured ones the best ;0)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on January 02, 2010, 04:46:41 PM
oops a daisy!
He must have been lifting coleggwent,s finds pouch.  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 02, 2010, 09:17:59 PM
honest boss --- it wasn't my fault!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 02, 2010, 10:59:39 PM
another lady driver lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 04, 2010, 03:06:48 PM
i'm proud of this piece of work!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 05, 2010, 08:33:27 AM
well, have u ever wondered how to cool your food without wasting ones effort of blowing on it?

your answer is below!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 05, 2010, 12:26:15 PM
I LIKED THE ONE WITH THE SIGN
HEHE
DEBS


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 05, 2010, 08:12:30 PM
..and you think its cold outside!!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 06, 2010, 09:38:49 AM
to go with the theme - here's a piccy of some epic poor winter driving.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 07, 2010, 07:07:48 AM
oops -- should have turned right!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 07, 2010, 01:30:40 PM
ANOTHER LADY DRIVER HEHEHE
DEBS


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 08, 2010, 07:27:57 AM
i like this inventive approach!  any bikers care to try it ??

cheers


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 09, 2010, 11:22:34 AM
i wonder if they got home without being stopped!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 09, 2010, 01:19:11 PM
Lol. The rear suspension's given up the ghost.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 09, 2010, 03:20:49 PM
well, with all this cold weather, ive put my great inventive mind to the idea of drive through shopping. how does this look?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Roman (Ray) on January 09, 2010, 03:29:23 PM
HI HANDYMAN.
FUNNY AS HELL BUTTY.
CRACKING BIT OF ART WORK.LOL


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 10, 2010, 08:34:20 AM
for those DIY guys n gals, planning their ideas for 2010, i give you this one!

i've no doubt DW can do better!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 11, 2010, 07:53:42 AM
... i do like this one


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 11, 2010, 08:00:57 AM

a man after my own heart!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8450385.stm (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/technology/8450385.stm)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Tinman (paul/Lisa) on January 11, 2010, 08:27:54 AM
the perps are out lol sorry couldnt resist


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 11, 2010, 01:15:09 PM
LOL -- its taken me a whole morning before the penny dropped as to what you were referring to Paul.

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 11, 2010, 01:29:34 PM
lol they are great especially the one about the `unbreakable` phone what a laugh
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 13, 2010, 08:38:42 PM
now if you ever find yourself short of space, i recommend this solution!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 13, 2010, 08:41:57 PM
Well, he asked for an office with a bathroom...


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 13, 2010, 08:42:46 PM
LOL Leighton, .. brings a whole new meaning to convenience planning


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 13, 2010, 08:49:38 PM
THATS GREAT
DEBS


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 16, 2010, 08:52:50 AM
silly place to build  a swimming pool


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 18, 2010, 09:35:05 AM
my travel agent promised me that the distance from the airport to the beach was a short journey.

this was not what i had in mind!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 21, 2010, 07:20:40 AM
a more exquisite piece of work.  what a talent

[enjoy it pastfinder al!]


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 21, 2010, 04:58:29 PM
that one is great lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 23, 2010, 10:01:40 AM
wouldn't drive to close to this - could make a mess of the windscreen!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 23, 2010, 10:53:00 AM
I'm reminded of that scene in Police Academy where Harris is on the motorbike and he ends up, well, 'nuf said. lol

 ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 24, 2010, 03:02:19 PM
crash helmet for my cat


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: OzzyHeadSteve on January 24, 2010, 09:34:16 PM
i can imagine my cat scooby in one of those
steve


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 25, 2010, 07:53:45 AM
a group of avid detectorists, getting to their site


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Debbie on January 25, 2010, 01:24:18 PM
That is the amount of luggage Stephen brings on a one-day outing  ;D ;D
(Just kidding Stevie K)
Deb ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 26, 2010, 11:02:22 AM
DW guys preparing for a 2 day rally!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 27, 2010, 05:54:15 PM
a good example of trains leaving cardiff station after an international!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: waltonbasinman on January 27, 2010, 06:02:40 PM
More like the away football specials British Rail laid on in the 1980,s. Standing room only as there were no seats and the first 250 paid for there ticket while the other 750 climbed over the fence. Oh those were the days.  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 27, 2010, 06:04:28 PM
LOL - gosh, i'd forgotten those memories


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 29, 2010, 10:45:09 PM
well, it's one way to walk on water!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 29, 2010, 10:47:57 PM
I can't help but wonder what happened next.  :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 30, 2010, 08:53:31 AM
ok - did he spot his mistake?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 30, 2010, 02:29:07 PM
hehehe good one
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 30, 2010, 07:56:41 PM
for those who get muddy tomorrow, i recommend my mobile bath.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on January 30, 2010, 09:27:36 PM
that woulod be very handy at the rally tomorrow lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on January 30, 2010, 09:29:14 PM
No bugger would get a turn with you, Deb. ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 31, 2010, 09:47:46 PM
lets hope someone issued the instruction

DUCK!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 01, 2010, 01:36:23 PM
i've been working on an idea for a very cheap hands free mobile phone.

think i've cracked it


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on February 01, 2010, 01:44:01 PM
Lol!

I am Locutus of Borg. Resistance is futile...


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 02, 2010, 09:01:23 AM
i do like my creative side, thought the natives probably disagree!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Jay on February 02, 2010, 09:10:48 AM

Lol, thats one way of doing it..
 Allthough you cant call it hands free, as you would need both hands to hide your face ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 02, 2010, 05:44:05 PM
Hmmm ok --- hope it wasn't a notice on the gates of old trafford!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on February 02, 2010, 10:22:58 PM
In the interests of evolution, the person who created that sign should be sterilised before they have a chance to procreate.

:)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 03, 2010, 06:39:03 PM
 do u think they realised they got busted?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 04, 2010, 07:22:12 AM
.. don't you just admire the person who designed this signpost.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 05, 2010, 07:42:12 AM
........... bravery, or stupidity?

can't help but wonder what happened next!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on February 05, 2010, 10:48:52 AM
oh that cat was cute lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on February 05, 2010, 10:58:45 AM
Reminds me of my old cat who would sit on the garden wall and stare at the Rottweiler in nextdoor's yard. The dog would go nuts and start leaping up trying to get at him. But, the cat knew that the dog couldn't quite reach him, so he would just sit there and stare down.

After a while, the dog would start whimpering and give up, his spirit broken by a little cat.

 ;D  ;D  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 06, 2010, 08:50:09 AM
how did this tractor ever work?

hats off to its russian designer - but will the idea catch on?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 06, 2010, 08:55:48 PM
a superb bit of woodcutting skills on display here!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 08, 2010, 03:55:31 PM
am now wondering whether this sign should be placed outside my local


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 09, 2010, 07:55:13 AM
now here's an idea that could catch on.

a Dw toilet seat - now there's a thought.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on February 09, 2010, 09:31:09 PM
Deb Legacy showed me this one:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lV-iP1jSMlI


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 10, 2010, 07:05:13 AM
what a skill -- perhaps we should be showing this to our local brickies !!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 10, 2010, 07:23:32 AM
one wonders how much of a bad day this guy had had!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 11, 2010, 07:38:28 AM
for those afraid to leave their comfort of an armchair, i give you this solution.  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: davtec (dave) on February 11, 2010, 03:45:48 PM
 I MUST MOVE FASTER 8) 8)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 11, 2010, 10:51:05 PM
LOL Davtec - an excellent piccy.

this piccy is a great idea for DW detectorists to achieve on the next rally, if they get bored!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 13, 2010, 07:42:48 AM
what would you do?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 14, 2010, 08:58:30 AM
this conjures up a whole new range of imagery!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 14, 2010, 10:13:41 PM
is this what they mean by rubbish management?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 15, 2010, 03:38:01 PM
ok, i do like this one, it shows initiative on the cats part!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 16, 2010, 08:43:02 AM
a great idea - 'sit and go!'


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on February 16, 2010, 01:26:34 PM
the cat is cute as hell lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 17, 2010, 01:05:24 PM
i presume she dumped her hubby soon after!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 17, 2010, 01:08:35 PM
Why i'm not at work today

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWeXpNyqOrU (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jWeXpNyqOrU)

enjoy it


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 21, 2010, 01:10:51 PM
oops!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 22, 2010, 09:10:51 AM
one wonders what piccy they had for gazelles!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 23, 2010, 08:48:47 PM
i wonder if this sign, seen in africa, could actually catch on here, considering the amount of pot holes that are in the roads these days


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terry on February 23, 2010, 10:09:56 PM
Alan I have pleasure in confirming with the evidence since you joined,   YOU ARE INSANE
Kiwi Terry. :P


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Sexy Legs (Leighton) on February 23, 2010, 10:14:22 PM
I think Alan's state of mind is a matter of some debate in the medical community.

 ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 24, 2010, 07:30:55 AM
LOL nowt wrong in my mind -- it's the rest of you that are insane!!! ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 24, 2010, 05:45:13 PM
not sure where this sign was seen, but i guess it could have a use in the 2012 UK paralympic games.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on February 24, 2010, 06:35:47 PM
I want to know where there is snow and crocodiles in the same place ?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: detectordave on February 24, 2010, 06:49:04 PM
London zoo ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on February 24, 2010, 06:50:31 PM
SMART ARSE DAVE ,,,, KNEW THERE WOULD BE ONE OUT THERE    LOL


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 25, 2010, 10:10:33 PM
i told not to kick that damn cat!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 02, 2010, 08:49:41 AM
some people have strange tastes.

can you imagine the reaction from the Mrs, when u tell her you want this design!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 04, 2010, 09:11:28 AM
LOl - now who in their right minds would build a road around a tree!!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 05, 2010, 08:32:36 AM
now why would anyone want to do this! surely the limo is big enough to lie down in.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 06, 2010, 07:27:01 PM
saw this one on valentines day!!

not sure how to interpret it though!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 07, 2010, 06:06:58 PM
i like this guys DIY work


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: benny on March 07, 2010, 08:49:44 PM
that would be just the job for a DW weekender!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 09, 2010, 05:35:45 PM
LOL Benny

now this next piccy just about sums up the quality of the product!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on April 30, 2010, 05:28:17 PM
well -- what would you do!!

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/30042010/36/driver-misses-wall-death-parking-0.html (http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/30042010/36/driver-misses-wall-death-parking-0.html)



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 01, 2010, 09:15:34 AM
sorry i haven't posted for so long, been working on my latest treehouse project


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Legacy Hunter on May 01, 2010, 10:26:14 AM
dont look very safe lol
debs


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: zorro on May 01, 2010, 12:06:54 PM
how did he get planning permission for that ?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 02, 2010, 06:33:59 PM
i like this one -


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 03, 2010, 07:24:42 AM
at the last dw rally i had a peep at ozzyheads car stereo - this is what i saw!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: saxonman on May 03, 2010, 01:34:44 PM
SORRY SWANS DID NOT MAKE IT BUDDY .WOULD HAVE MADE A GR8 FINAL..........GWIL


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 04, 2010, 07:14:57 AM
me too Gwil --- lets hope cardiff make it.


as for this piccy -- don't u just love the sense of humour!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 05, 2010, 06:23:27 AM
do u think he was trying to park on the rally field?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: zorro on May 05, 2010, 06:01:51 PM
how did the  driver get out?? ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terry on May 05, 2010, 09:54:52 PM
he didn't,  cant you see his skeleton remains on the drivers seat.
Terry


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 06, 2010, 06:18:20 AM
..a quick way to an envious 6 pack


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 07, 2010, 04:29:49 PM
what's your first reaction on seeing this!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 08, 2010, 06:51:25 AM
well you got to admire the honesty with this advert.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: zorro on May 08, 2010, 08:54:51 AM
 :D :D :D i notice it DOESN'T say "one careful owner"


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 09, 2010, 08:33:45 AM
Are people really that stupid, to warrant this sign?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on May 09, 2010, 03:02:09 PM
Don't forget your speedos...
 :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on May 09, 2010, 03:56:30 PM
G'day mate' would you give it a burl or rack off?;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on May 09, 2010, 05:30:12 PM
Sorry Fred, but it 'aint from Oz. If it were, I'm sure they'd all be Fossickin' in the Dunny.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 10, 2010, 03:19:06 AM
first valley train on a saturday,

valley boys n girls making their way home after a friday night in cardiff


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: zorro on May 10, 2010, 07:17:44 AM
my first thoughts alan...and i worked for 5 years on the valley lines, that pic brings back some memories  ;)
I was lucky though, my train was only shot at 4 times in the five years  :o some guys i know had a lot more.....think it was safer in Beriut  :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 10, 2010, 06:23:41 PM
don't like the look of these new speed camera vans


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on May 10, 2010, 07:19:26 PM
say cheeeeeese ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on May 11, 2010, 06:59:52 AM
Bet it's a bugger to wash  :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 12, 2010, 03:51:08 PM
LOL phil

now why didn't i think of this idea.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: beachboy (viv) on May 12, 2010, 04:12:29 PM
alan,now that is a brilliant and clever idea.viv


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on May 12, 2010, 04:46:42 PM
Just shown the missus, now I've got to buy one for the grandson. Problem is; I'm going to have to buy a house to put it in too!

Don't lose the plans Handyman, might need to call on your expertise :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on May 12, 2010, 05:59:34 PM
I want one , excellent for keeping fit


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: ROMAN STEVE on May 12, 2010, 08:11:19 PM
Bet thats brill if you are drunk    ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 13, 2010, 04:03:53 PM
this should help me get to the rallies quicker!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 14, 2010, 10:11:15 PM
i thought i'd offer this solution to the 2 day rally campsite problem.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 15, 2010, 05:40:11 PM
i've been recycling my old bottles and cans ... i think i'm onto a winner


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 18, 2010, 07:10:50 AM
i'm sure i read the plans properly!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 18, 2010, 07:28:22 PM
Now with the hot weather fast approaching and the usual warnings to protect yourself .. i give you this solution



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: beachboy (viv) on May 18, 2010, 07:52:23 PM
alan,ho for a gust of wind ;D ;D ;D viv


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on May 18, 2010, 09:33:53 PM
I'd need a bigger sombrero ;) Lol ;D ;D ;D I wish ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 19, 2010, 06:25:28 AM
for those computer enthusiasts who feel tied to their machine, i give you this solution.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 20, 2010, 06:33:23 AM
i do love this one. One wonders how long it took them to realise their mistake!! ... and then to work out how to put it right!!.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 21, 2010, 06:24:53 AM
having recently gone through a heavy cold, i set my mind to solving the need for a never ending stream of tissues.

what do you think of the prototype?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 22, 2010, 07:25:26 AM
says it all!!!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 23, 2010, 06:17:59 AM
i know where the gold is




Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terry on May 23, 2010, 02:10:07 PM
Due to this post not being appropriate for this site I have taken it off,   I have now removed the picture
Kiwi Terry


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 24, 2010, 08:04:24 AM
LOL terry

with it being so hot, i thought i'd visit the local outdoor swimming pool... but after seeing this piccy i think i'll nip down to tesco's for a cheapy paddling pool.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 24, 2010, 08:19:58 PM
especially for terry and the mighty boosh!!!

don't you just love this guys ingenuity


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 26, 2010, 06:30:32 AM
i do like this wonderful piece of artwork.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 27, 2010, 06:18:33 AM
most people would take their toy boat to the bath!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 28, 2010, 06:27:33 AM
how the valley boys get from one hill top to another quickly


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 29, 2010, 08:05:58 AM
so this is what the navy boys get up to, whilst at sea!!

i like the clever thinking behind this one


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: zorro on May 29, 2010, 02:57:48 PM
would make me worried if the same guy kept dropping the soap though....... :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on May 31, 2010, 06:54:17 AM
LOL Kev

now with the new government promising all sorts of cuts to the defence budget, i guess this is the future!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 01, 2010, 07:16:46 AM
ingenious solution to those frosty windscreens!!!

but did he stop to think about what he was actually pumping into the car??


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 02, 2010, 07:52:49 AM
gosh, how's this for innovative design!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 04, 2010, 08:50:47 AM
another innovative design, or did the builder get the instructions the wrong way up??


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on June 04, 2010, 10:07:33 AM
Is this the land down-under  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on June 04, 2010, 12:36:09 PM
Wow, they've found Noah's ark !


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 05, 2010, 07:27:39 PM
one way to recycle your old beer cans.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 11, 2010, 06:45:55 AM
i like this piece of innovation.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 12, 2010, 07:50:19 AM
now whatever you do, during the world cup ---- don't upset the wife.!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 13, 2010, 09:07:07 PM
now if only this were on the london underground -it would certainly make the commute more fun.

cheers



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 15, 2010, 08:11:34 PM
one way to beat the jams on the M4


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on June 16, 2010, 11:10:17 AM
That one way off getting aroud ASDA  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 16, 2010, 04:22:51 PM
i'd hate to think what trouble andy powell would have got into had he got into it, instead of the golf buggy ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 17, 2010, 07:21:45 PM
now would you drive this to work every day?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on June 17, 2010, 09:01:33 PM
thats wicked meeeeeeeeeeeooooooooooooow ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 20, 2010, 09:25:44 PM
i think this is superb!!!!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 21, 2010, 08:28:44 PM
hmmm

how long would you put up with this situation?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 22, 2010, 07:48:18 PM
ok -- so thats what the smell is!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on June 24, 2010, 04:32:26 PM
i may love my work, but there is no way on earth you'd get me doing this.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 01, 2010, 07:17:24 AM
don't you just love this sense of humour


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 02, 2010, 06:35:10 AM
oh dear --- ! ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on July 02, 2010, 06:54:53 AM
That's snow joke  ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 03, 2010, 07:03:33 AM
hmmm -- what's a violator?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 04, 2010, 07:16:29 AM
perhaps these 2 should have been breathalysed!  i wonder why not!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Chef Geoff on July 04, 2010, 07:25:14 AM
Napoleon will love that pic, I wish I'de been there to see that. Revenge :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 05, 2010, 06:40:16 AM
Look behind you!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 06, 2010, 07:43:23 AM
i like this one - what were they measuring in!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 07, 2010, 03:31:42 PM
oops a daisy!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 07, 2010, 05:34:30 PM
and the unluckiest own goal ever

http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/17281/ (http://uk.eurosport.yahoo.com/blogs/world-of-sport/article/17281/)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 08, 2010, 08:37:40 PM
10 out of 10 for initiative


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 10, 2010, 08:05:04 AM
now why didn't he see this?



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 10, 2010, 06:29:25 PM
Britains answer to the vuvezuala, should catch on.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 11, 2010, 08:43:07 PM
could be quite a story to this scenario -- clever, yet sad, but historical.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 12, 2010, 08:03:14 AM
one way to help lower the carbon emissions!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 13, 2010, 07:58:32 AM
spotted the local farmer rushing to get the hay in before the rain came


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 14, 2010, 03:15:45 PM
teamwork at its best


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 15, 2010, 06:50:40 AM
Thank you to Taff who sent me this lovely sign.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 16, 2010, 03:05:19 PM
Well, he was polite, if nothing else!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 17, 2010, 04:08:28 PM
well, i love my work ... but not that much!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 19, 2010, 03:12:53 PM
is this what they mean by 'hands free?'


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on July 19, 2010, 03:44:12 PM
Aww thats just nasty  :-\


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Chef Geoff on July 19, 2010, 05:17:58 PM
Why whats wrong with that?.....................................OK Maybe I've lived in Glastonbury a bit toooooooooo long. lol


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on July 19, 2010, 06:22:15 PM
Geoff
I just have visons of the phone ringing  & someone else grabbing & answering it  ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 22, 2010, 07:18:22 AM
how many times have we raced towards the severn bridge toll booths, trying to get ahead of the one in front!!

oops!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 24, 2010, 07:50:11 AM
Right then, i'm ready for the forthcoming rally season.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 26, 2010, 07:25:39 AM
......and then home to relax on this.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 27, 2010, 11:27:27 AM
Hmmm -- -how did they get the car in there?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 28, 2010, 07:54:24 AM
Getting them on was the easy bit!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 29, 2010, 07:12:51 AM
you just can't trust some people.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on July 30, 2010, 08:13:21 AM
..a temporary repair that got me home...... and a few strange looks!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 02, 2010, 08:05:31 AM
 I do admire street art, isn't this brilliant.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 02, 2010, 01:26:13 PM
just spotted this little gem on the 'fact of the day' section of the BBC website

Fact of the day

In Ancient Roman plays, if a character had to die, actors were replaced by convicted rapists or murderers who were then killed on stage.

...could be some mileage in this!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Chef Geoff on August 02, 2010, 01:31:05 PM
Roman "Snuff" plays, putting on War and Peace could prove a bit costly.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 03, 2010, 08:29:49 AM
LOL Geoff

enjoy this --- took me ages to work out the size of the exhaust in relation to the car!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: nobby on August 03, 2010, 09:07:34 AM
what am i looking for?? ??? ???


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 03, 2010, 09:18:40 AM
the exhaust pipe


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: nobby on August 03, 2010, 09:45:54 AM
thats an lpg filler cap you doughnut ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 03, 2010, 01:16:56 PM
LOL

found this one on the BBC website

A man from Devon who climbed a tree to save a cat ended up having to be rescued after he became stuck. :(

The man spotted the cat in the conifer in Chulmleigh on Monday night and thought it was unable to get down.

But as he climbed the tree to reach the animal, it came down of its own accord and the would-be-rescuer discovered he was stuck.  :P

He called the emergency services on his mobile phone and firefighters were dispatched to the scene with a ladder.  :'(

A spokesman for Devon and Somerset Fire and Rescue Service said: "We were called out just after 2130 BST.

"The man was about 15ft (4.5m) up the tree and the problem was that it was getting dark and he couldn't see where to put his feet to climb down.  :o

"He had been there for about 20 minutes and fortunately he had his mobile phone on him and was able to call us otherwise he might have had to stay up the tree for longer or risk injury trying to climb down.

"The man was fine but a little embarrassed when he came down the ladder - and he told us that as soon as the cat had seen him climbing up the tree it had run away down the other side."  ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 08, 2010, 05:40:02 PM
oops -- not sure thats what they meant!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: nfl on August 09, 2010, 03:33:11 PM
well italian for swimming pool is piscina ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 10, 2010, 08:12:26 AM
.. a useful way to learn!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on August 10, 2010, 05:10:02 PM
Whats that SMELL  :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 17, 2010, 06:49:58 PM
hope this didn't happen to you on your wedding night!

http://www.bofunk.com/video/394/wedding_night.html (http://www.bofunk.com/video/394/wedding_night.html)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 17, 2010, 07:05:24 PM
..and if you want to see some extreme surfing -- try this

http://www.bofunk.com/video/7004/crazy_surfing.html (http://www.bofunk.com/video/7004/crazy_surfing.html)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 18, 2010, 07:32:50 AM
To celebrate the 7000th view of this thread, i give u the perfect answer to any of the little brats who get on your nerves. It could even be used as a perfect response to trick or treaters!

enjoy


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on August 18, 2010, 09:17:27 AM
Good ole duct tape where would we be with out it lol  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 19, 2010, 07:55:21 AM
swansea rush hour!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: beachboy (viv) on August 19, 2010, 04:00:33 PM
alan,just shows what some people will do to get out of swansea lol.viv


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 20, 2010, 08:01:48 AM
now -- whats the 1st thing that comes to mind when u see this!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: bymatt666 (byron) on August 20, 2010, 08:04:17 PM
GULP.... :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on August 21, 2010, 04:10:53 AM
Mad Basta++ :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 21, 2010, 08:18:05 AM
cheapskate!!  why didn't he pay for 2 seats!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on August 21, 2010, 12:14:21 PM
Is That Pipster ?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 23, 2010, 06:31:41 AM
reminds me of all them teachers struggling to shift their heavy marking load from the car to the classroom and back again!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on August 23, 2010, 06:40:12 AM
Reminds me of a teachers pay pack lol  ;)


I wish  ::) ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: geordiefred on August 23, 2010, 04:43:54 PM
I know you should take your scrubbish home after a days detecting but thats just ridiculous lol  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 24, 2010, 12:57:39 PM
well, i hope we never get to this stage with all the roadworks that are going on.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11062708 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-asia-pacific-11062708)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 24, 2010, 06:42:16 PM
when a male tank meets a female tank  :-* :-* :-* :-* :-*


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 25, 2010, 09:06:19 AM
after the latest round of defence cutbacks, we now have ....................


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: JBM on August 25, 2010, 10:39:34 AM
..another success for handyman ;D

Is that what is meant by 1HP.Jerry. ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 26, 2010, 07:06:53 AM
no comment.......


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 27, 2010, 07:22:40 AM
spotted these 2 using their initiative, during the recent downpour!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 28, 2010, 09:15:52 AM
LOL at this one. ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 30, 2010, 05:19:16 PM
this should sharpen up ones reaction times!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 01, 2010, 07:15:06 AM
sometimes, this job gets you down!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 03, 2010, 05:58:04 PM
i do like this ingenuity ... a homemade hot water system.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 04, 2010, 08:20:22 AM
now -- who on earth would want a tattoo like this!!!!  ;D ;D ;D

it's brilliant!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 06, 2010, 06:58:52 AM
now i know how to get that door home from Wickes, on my push bike!  :-\ :-\


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 08, 2010, 05:05:10 PM
bloody stuffed animals - they get everywhere.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on September 08, 2010, 05:17:12 PM
Now i know of a computer mouse , but this is ridiculous,,, a usb bear....lol


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on September 08, 2010, 06:53:55 PM
Good to see Teddy's using his head. ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 08, 2010, 06:57:29 PM
yeah, i told him i got a problem and he said he would look into it!!! :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 09, 2010, 06:32:30 AM
for the real technophobe who can't put the machine down.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 10, 2010, 08:05:22 AM
... and nobody spotted this message!!   ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: nobby on September 10, 2010, 03:59:57 PM
 ;D LOL!!...Sense of humour till the end!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 11, 2010, 08:16:02 AM
..brings a whole new meaning to horsepower!  ::) ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 12, 2010, 08:50:54 PM
i love this one -- one gets the impression that there may be no hope in this marriage!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: nfl on September 13, 2010, 10:54:15 AM
reminds me of when i got married...but i think the knife was in the other halfs hand :-\ :-\ ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 14, 2010, 03:16:04 PM
hmm --- don't think i'll be visiting this beach ...



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Mick on September 14, 2010, 03:59:17 PM
hmm --- don't think i'll be visiting this beach ...



With detector, why not  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on September 14, 2010, 04:12:38 PM
  Or this beach

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ssl1rDhEn4&feature=related (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1Ssl1rDhEn4&feature=related)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on September 14, 2010, 04:16:56 PM
  or from a different angle,,,, what a place to holiday

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1FlFRgpyV8 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1FlFRgpyV8)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 16, 2010, 05:39:43 PM
i think i may be onto a winner with this custom made design!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Mick on September 16, 2010, 08:49:01 PM
Where you found my wife's bike ???


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 18, 2010, 04:07:57 AM
..There's always one!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 20, 2010, 10:27:17 AM
mrs said she wants to go shopping later today ... think i'll go prepared!!

 must remember to leave credit cards at home!!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: bymatt666 (byron) on September 20, 2010, 09:52:18 PM
how did you get a pic of my wife popping down to tesco alan?... ;D ;D.....byron


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 21, 2010, 08:58:43 PM
well, it seemed a good idea at the time!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on September 21, 2010, 09:03:29 PM
 Right now i know they advertised a door to door "pick up and drop off sevice " but this is taking it a bit far !!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 22, 2010, 02:59:02 PM
My solution to deal with them flash floods!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 24, 2010, 07:22:02 AM
no comment  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 25, 2010, 07:34:19 AM
Recycling?   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 27, 2010, 07:54:21 AM
hmmm --- i'm a simple chap - but which light is mine?  ??? ???


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on September 28, 2010, 07:54:47 AM
oops!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 02, 2010, 06:43:15 AM
 ;D looks like the locals have taken their revenge! ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Al.Thepastfinder, ( Alan ) on October 02, 2010, 06:50:02 AM
ha ha someome in the states sent me some simular pics of that plane  a couple of weeks ago,   ha ha  this is better though


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 05, 2010, 05:47:25 PM
this one has some potential for them muddy sites   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on October 05, 2010, 06:00:32 PM
Will have do chip in and get one for CASA


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 06, 2010, 06:59:40 AM
hmmmmmmmmmm ......  :o :o :o :o :o


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 07, 2010, 07:33:29 AM
one for all you lovely anglers out there ...... now admit it ...... you've done this haven't you!!! ::) ::) ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 07, 2010, 12:24:58 PM
Thanks to techony for this one .... but it is absolutely brilliant!! ::) ::) ::) ;D ;D ;D

http://biggeekdad.com/2010/09/crazy-farmer/ (http://biggeekdad.com/2010/09/crazy-farmer/)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on October 07, 2010, 01:20:53 PM
Can't take the credit for finding this one unfortunately. Credit to Rally UK this time.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 11, 2010, 08:29:24 AM
... i just love this bit of creative art work  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 14, 2010, 07:24:15 AM
..whilst on the subject of creativeness .... i like this piece.   very clever indeed


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: bymatt666 (byron) on October 14, 2010, 09:14:04 PM
love the crazy farmer !.... ;D.....byron


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 17, 2010, 05:34:22 AM
now - i wonder if we can get a DW advert onto the escalators in the St davids centre, cardiff?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: shunggav on October 17, 2010, 04:13:25 PM
thats funny very good 


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 19, 2010, 06:20:33 AM
With major cutbacks on defence spending, i offer this picture as a way forward on how to teach yourself the basics of flying.

enjoy


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: saxonman on October 19, 2010, 11:39:31 AM
HEY ALAN!COUNTING ON YOUR MOB TO DO US A FAVOUR TONIGHT.BUT LIFE IS NEVER SIMPLE WITH OUR TWO TEAMS.....GWIL


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on October 19, 2010, 07:05:35 PM
Alan that  isn't too far off the truth , believe me , ive seen " idiot notes " with " using  a screwdriver, turn the screw anti clockwise to unscrew, and clockwise to tighten " this was just to remove an access panel !!!!!!!!

God knows how long the service took.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on October 20, 2010, 07:02:22 PM
.... hmmmmmmmmmmmm.  :'( :'( :'(

rt then -- thats the last one for 2 weeks ...

hope our pilot is a bit more alert!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Terra (Mike) on October 20, 2010, 08:23:06 PM
Hope you both have a great holiday   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Techony on October 20, 2010, 08:34:03 PM
Have a safe flight you guys...


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 11, 2010, 09:18:02 AM
wife wants a new pair of shoes for christmas -- wonder what she'll make of this!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 12, 2010, 08:11:24 AM
..am thinking of buying this one for the mother in law!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 13, 2010, 08:40:34 AM
i like this one --- the lions providing an emergency recovery service!  ;D ;D



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 15, 2010, 09:03:08 AM
....... and with winter fast approaching, please don't park cars on the ice!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 16, 2010, 09:04:13 PM
i love this piece of handywork


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 19, 2010, 09:18:33 AM
....one way to jump the queue  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 20, 2010, 08:51:49 AM
With Xmas fast approaching and the thoughts turn to keeping fit - i think this guys got it sussed!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 22, 2010, 06:15:47 PM
hmmm .... why??????? ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 23, 2010, 09:47:16 PM
i think this is a great bit of creativity .....

enjoy ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 24, 2010, 04:02:41 PM
No Hot tap ??? -- then why not rig up something like this!!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 26, 2010, 09:06:30 AM
i just love this sense of humour ...  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 27, 2010, 08:15:21 AM
the latest chef headphones - guaranteed to pick up the faintest of signals


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on November 28, 2010, 08:27:42 PM
hahahahahahaha .... ouch!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Mick on November 28, 2010, 10:07:54 PM
This is here to learn slalom  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 01, 2010, 07:34:43 AM
Literally!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 02, 2010, 09:22:23 AM
I like this party game - could come in useful over Xmas!!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 03, 2010, 08:37:00 AM
following on the same theme --- try this one!!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 04, 2010, 05:36:42 PM
..keeping with the xmas and drink theme --

i offer these alternative xmas 'trees'

enjoy


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Val Beechey on December 04, 2010, 06:00:11 PM
Hi Alan. Talking of alt. Christmas trees, how do you like this one. Took this pici Tuesday as they were finishing.


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 05, 2010, 06:04:42 PM
brilliant - well done there Val.

I post this pic up of a perfect handymans solution to a tricky problem!!!

enjoy


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Val Beechey on December 05, 2010, 07:08:51 PM
Now thats what you'd call 'Logical'  ::) Wont ask if it's yours. :o ;D

Val


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 06, 2010, 07:20:05 PM
i do like the artistic creativity of this guys coffins .... now where can i get one -- would love to see the look on the faces of the locals as this passes up the street!!!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11879532 (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-africa-11879532)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 08, 2010, 07:26:23 AM
brings a whole new meaning to window shopping  ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on December 08, 2010, 08:24:38 AM
Nice one Alan  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 09, 2010, 09:35:07 AM
hmm --- macro or micro photography?

anyone tried it?   ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 10, 2010, 09:21:00 AM
thought i'd decorate my car for xmas.  ::) ::) ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 11, 2010, 08:17:30 AM
ok -- keeping with the xmas theme - i thoguht i'd post a funnies for you!

starting with this one!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Val Beechey on December 11, 2010, 01:04:49 PM
 ;D ;D ;D Ha.Ha.Ha. great, like that one Al. :D :D :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 12, 2010, 08:37:17 AM
next time, the wife can put the bluddy decorations up!!! ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 13, 2010, 08:04:10 AM
This should definitely make her put her own decorations up next year!!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 14, 2010, 07:54:06 AM
Now that IS a good idea...  ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 15, 2010, 07:22:10 AM
Following my recent return from time travelling with the good Dr, we decided to celebrate Xmas early!!!



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 16, 2010, 07:50:18 AM
Advent calendars - love them or hate them --- i like this idea though!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 17, 2010, 10:41:18 AM
time to post my letter to santa!! ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on December 17, 2010, 03:21:55 PM
next time, the wife can put the bluddy decorations up!!! ;D ;D

Al.

If you were wearing a blue top I'd rescue you.....but as it's red you can swing!  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 18, 2010, 11:32:10 AM
to help with the xmas advent calendar countdown!

 ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 18, 2010, 04:15:08 PM
... and to warm you up,  try this  ...


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 20, 2010, 12:44:53 PM
now i hope you boys and girls haven't upset santa this year ......  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 21, 2010, 08:26:15 AM
mrs h has eventually opened up her purse! I wonder what it can be.   ??? ???


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 22, 2010, 06:22:30 PM
i asked mrs h to cut my hair -- thats the last time i trust her with a pair of scissors!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 22, 2010, 06:28:09 PM
damn 4 x 4 drivers -- don't you wish they could drive the ruddy things!!

http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/22122010/36/ford-saloon-trumps-4x4s-icy-hill-0.html (http://uk.cars.yahoo.com/22122010/36/ford-saloon-trumps-4x4s-icy-hill-0.html)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 23, 2010, 08:56:06 AM
 can anyone beat this  over the coming weekend?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Val Beechey on December 23, 2010, 10:16:15 AM
Blimey, Al, You did have a good time.  :o :o ;D ;D

Val


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 24, 2010, 08:28:48 AM
global warming - my ar@e!   ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 25, 2010, 09:16:14 AM
seasons greetings - may 2011 be a year of great finds for you all


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 26, 2010, 09:45:53 AM
budget cuts - the sign of things to come   ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 27, 2010, 08:30:02 PM
terracotta army --- alternative version!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 29, 2010, 08:43:05 AM
this made me laugh!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on December 29, 2010, 09:19:58 PM


I don't fancy 'nun' of them !!   :'(


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 30, 2010, 06:26:53 PM
if only they knew!!!  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: dances with badgers on December 30, 2010, 08:07:37 PM
nice ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 05, 2011, 09:02:20 AM
seen on the back of a ladies toilet door ......  ;D ;D

 could be a good business idea to brighten up the UK Loos!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 06, 2011, 09:23:45 AM
Got a new computer for Xmas and wondering what to do with the old one - then your local handyman offers this suggestion!   ;D ;D



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 06, 2011, 06:41:54 PM


Looks like a nice 'byte' to eat !  ::)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 06, 2011, 06:44:16 PM
yeah -- i can do mega bites as well!  [sic]  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 06, 2011, 06:47:57 PM
yeah -- i can do mega bites as well!  [sic]  ;D ;D ;D


with CHIPS I hope !   ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 07, 2011, 09:28:55 AM
hmm -- not sure i like this idea, but can see how some people would!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 07, 2011, 11:36:09 AM

It's definitely a Labour MP being stabbed by his constituents for fiddling expenses and running the country into massive debt!!   ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 08, 2011, 08:00:59 AM
Now why don't they have something  like  this in your workplace, or the new st davids centre ?
 ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Val Beechey on January 08, 2011, 10:17:23 AM
Looks like a bit from the Barclay card advert. ;D

Val


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 08, 2011, 12:06:36 PM
NO! My wife would get round the shops too fast and spend even more money!  :'(


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 09, 2011, 07:47:53 PM
LOl Bob... let her spend, it will help the economy you know!

anyway .. this was seen in a male toilets! Good isn;t it!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 09, 2011, 08:35:55 PM
LOl Bob... let her spend, it will help the economy you know!

anyway .. this was seen in a male toilets! Good isn;t it!


It won't help my pocket!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 09, 2011, 08:37:20 PM
there we go -- thinking about yourself all the time and not the greater good!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 09, 2011, 10:03:56 PM
there we go -- thinking about yourself all the time and not the greater good!!!   ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

She'd spend hers and my last penny on clothes, make-up and hairdos. Oh, and holidays !!!!!!  ;D

She goes to this fancy Cardiff boutique for her haircut and colour. The bank mobile phone text alert
sounds that a heavy withdrawal is being made........but the swanky assistants in low cut dresses do a
mean cappacuno to bring me around!  :o

I put up with it for the greater good.........my libido  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 11, 2011, 12:44:54 PM
next time you are on the beah and fed up - try and beat this sculpture!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: tyna on January 12, 2011, 09:33:28 AM
Looks like me on a good day   :-[


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 12, 2011, 10:42:23 AM

The hand or the face ?  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 13, 2011, 08:55:48 AM
the forerunner of the satnav system.

i found it worked a treat!   ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: tyna on January 13, 2011, 03:35:35 PM
Bob
both really - oppression is all around us  ???


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 13, 2011, 04:05:11 PM
Bob
both really - oppression is all around us  ???

In that case, to be on the safe side I'll stay out of your way on the next rally!  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: tyna on January 13, 2011, 04:54:47 PM
 :D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 14, 2011, 08:42:04 AM
poor kid, go to live this down for the rest of his life!   ;D ;D



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 14, 2011, 10:50:13 AM
poor kid, go to live this down for the rest of his life!   ;D ;D



If he 'saw' that coming, he wouldn't have done it!

He won't be so con'ceited' in class any more!!

A right 'class' act !!!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 16, 2011, 08:09:11 PM
hmmm ...  ??? ??? ???



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 16, 2011, 09:41:32 PM

No problems...............they're following Health & Safety guidlines and wearing safety headgear  ???  ;)


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Val Beechey on January 16, 2011, 09:48:29 PM
It's called an extension ladder, whats new. ::) ;D

Val


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 16, 2011, 09:58:52 PM
It's called an extension ladder, whats new. ::) ;D

Val


Joking aside, he must have some strength in his arms..............


Must be a Monsterlab owner !!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ;D



(I'm sorry Pipster..............I just couldn't resist it. You can hit me at the next rally  :'(  )


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 18, 2011, 08:14:21 PM
Now this idea set me thinking...... could be a goer!!  ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: rjm on January 18, 2011, 08:41:48 PM


If the doorbell rings it's must be a bit of a 'bummer' getting up to answer it! I bet you send the wife  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 19, 2011, 07:58:21 AM
 ooooh --- the embarrassment!    ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 20, 2011, 03:58:14 PM
told the wife, to go home and slip into something cool...........











......this was not what i meant!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 21, 2011, 04:30:59 PM
Now which one is the local bike?  ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 26, 2011, 08:57:23 PM
Now where did i put my de-icer!!  ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 27, 2011, 08:35:20 AM
i like this idea .... clever!!  ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: Pipster on January 27, 2011, 09:31:24 AM
Thats taking car sharing to the limit  ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 27, 2011, 11:41:44 AM
It could help solve the car parking problem at our rally venues!!! ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: saxonman on January 27, 2011, 11:58:32 AM
Is that bobs car in there,Alan?


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 27, 2011, 01:47:35 PM
damn --- u sussed me!!  ;D ;D  had to do something to keep amused whilst he was on the field!


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on January 28, 2011, 03:46:01 PM
i like the idea of a delayed spring trap ...  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 14, 2011, 07:14:43 AM
i like this idea --  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 15, 2011, 08:25:43 AM
now, was it his or her razor?    ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 15, 2011, 06:32:00 PM
a true biker to the end.



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: PHIL YNYSBOETH on February 15, 2011, 06:52:46 PM
I sold an Hyabusa GSX1300R like that one last year.
I was sure id end up in the box like that one lol


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 16, 2011, 07:36:14 PM
a true handymans botch it job.

i love it!! ..   


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 17, 2011, 10:24:14 PM
the perfect solution to stop them damn text addicts.  ;D ;D ;D ;D



Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 22, 2011, 09:23:10 AM
Mrs H wanted a new washing machine - i thought it was a great idea. ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 23, 2011, 07:46:57 PM
LOL -- perhaps a way forward to combat the high fuel prices


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on February 28, 2011, 05:44:16 PM
i thought those big cat sightings in rural wales were a hoax, until .....................


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 01, 2011, 09:40:46 PM
pimp my bike!! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 15, 2011, 08:12:50 PM
one for Jassy -- how to repair a car door handle


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 16, 2011, 08:13:17 AM
One for the chefs amongst us

i couldn't be bothered to by a food mixer ....  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


Title: Re: i do love my work
Post by: handyman [Alan} on March 21, 2011, 07:32:12 PM
if ever u r stuck for a toothpaste holder!!!!



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