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Author Topic: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)  (Read 6140 times)
PHIL YNYSBOETH
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« on: November 07, 2008, 10:55:19 PM »
Anyone know any Detecting Jokes?
Please keep it clean !

Two men are Detecting in a field when a Funeral pass's by
One of the Gents places his Detector on the ground and takes his hat off and bows his head
His friend then tells him .."You have truly Touched my heart Thats the most respectful act ive ever see".
His friend replys " Well i thought id make the effort we was married for 30 years  Grin
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« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 06:26:28 PM »
Here's a worse one, Phil:

A metal detectorist was driving for hours looking for new farm to detect on when he passed a farmhouse, and before he could react, a cat ran out in front of him and*splat*... he flattened the cat. Out of kindness and consideration, he stopped, turned around and drove back to the farmhouse to notify the occupants. When the housewife came to the door, said he, "Pardon me madam, but I just ran over a cat in front of your house, and assumed that it must belong to you. I know this might be hard to hear, but I wanted to let you know instead of just driving off...."

"Not so fast", says she. "How do you know it was our cat? Could you describe him? What does he look like?"

The man promptly flopped down on the ground, and said "He looks like thts"as he gave his best shot at a dead cat impression.

"Oh no, you *horrible* man", she replied. "I meant, what did he look like*before* you hit him?"

At that, the man got up, covered his eyes with both hands and screamed"Agggghhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!"
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« Reply #2 on: November 08, 2008, 09:05:55 PM »
ha ha ha , lol,  tee hee, both of them   ha ha ha   Grin
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PHIL YNYSBOETH
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« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2008, 09:14:07 AM »
lol Geoff

Wait till i tell this one to the wife lol Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2008, 11:30:43 PM »
Quote from: PHIL YNYSBOETH on November 07, 2008, 10:55:19 PM
Anyone know any Detecting Jokes?
Please keep it clean !

Two men are Detecting in a field when a Funeral pass's by
One of the Gents places his Detector on the ground and takes his hat off and bows his head
His friend then tells him .."You have truly Touched my heart Thats the most respectful act ive ever see".
His friend replys " Well i thought id make the effort we was married for 30 years  Grin
 

He He He Grin
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PHIL YNYSBOETH
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« Reply #5 on: November 17, 2008, 09:55:13 AM »
Hi Ron

I told this one to the wife years ago.
she didnt think it was funny lol
Strange lot them women arnt they  he he
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« Reply #6 on: November 17, 2008, 10:29:30 AM »
You can say that again phil Grin
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« Reply #7 on: November 17, 2008, 01:47:04 PM »
 Grin great!!! well have to find some more detecting jokes!!
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PHIL YNYSBOETH
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« Reply #8 on: November 17, 2008, 03:26:01 PM »
Yeah
Ive seen a few good  Detecting jokes in the past on American sites
and funny cartoons but some of them are copywritten
I,ll have a word with geoff Admin to see where we stand on this

Keep the funnys Coming Lads ! Grin
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« Reply #9 on: November 17, 2008, 03:43:12 PM »
And to think that some of you say the Explorer is heavy!
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« Reply #10 on: November 17, 2008, 04:09:24 PM »
lol Neil   Cheesy
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« Reply #11 on: November 17, 2008, 04:13:51 PM »
Hey that looks like the strimtector I invited, bit smaller than mine tho'   Cheesy Cheesy

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« Reply #12 on: November 17, 2008, 07:46:06 PM »
O.M.G, that thing can be awkward, no hands free for the spade, no space on back for my sandwich and coffee bag.  and how do you dig a signal anyhow wearing that.
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My Interview on Radio
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RlKgWhXXHVA&feature=channel
Alan's Pix
http://www.detectingwales.com/index.php?action=mgallery;sa=album;id=17
B.B.C's X-Ray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JE01gR_K3Ic
 My HOARD find story
http://www.detectingwales.com/index.php?topic=140.0
PHIL YNYSBOETH
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« Reply #13 on: November 17, 2008, 08:21:38 PM »
Hi Richy

That was a bit below the belt  Angry he he Grin
Thats the last time i,ll share one of my brilliant ideas lol
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« Reply #14 on: November 17, 2008, 08:49:25 PM »
Sorry Phil, for "invited read "invented.

 Phil, I'm working on a new one, combines a JCB with a Minelab........interested?  Cheesy

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You can show a gift horse water but a pencil must be lead.

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