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« on: November 22, 2009, 11:46:45 AM »
 A man pushed his car. He stopped at a hotel and it suddenly dawned on him that he was bankrupt.


WHY?   Roll Eyes
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« Reply #1 on: November 22, 2009, 12:17:57 PM »
Sounds like Monopoly  Huh
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« Reply #2 on: November 22, 2009, 12:52:40 PM »
got to agree with ACEBOY Wink
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« Reply #3 on: November 22, 2009, 03:24:50 PM »
LMAO..... well done Ace mate but im thinking you got the same smoking papers as me lol....  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #4 on: November 22, 2009, 03:56:56 PM »
Yeah the old Amberleaf mate Lol
Ace  Wink
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« Reply #5 on: November 22, 2009, 04:12:14 PM »
Paying the rent would bankrupt him  Wink
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« Reply #6 on: November 22, 2009, 07:59:23 PM »
why was he pushing his car in the first place  Huh he had no money for petrol  Smiley
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« Reply #7 on: November 22, 2009, 09:28:49 PM »
the man is playing monoply
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« Reply #8 on: November 23, 2009, 06:44:18 AM »
yes your all right.... well done ! I got it from my rizla packet and have a sneaky suspician that my mate Aceboy there may have the same packet lol...  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: November 23, 2009, 07:39:41 AM »
a man lives on the 21st floor of a block of flats and every day he leaves his flat, walks to the lift, gets into the lift, presses 0 for ground floor and when the lift gets to the ground floor, he leaves the lift and goes off to work.

on his return at the end of the day, he enters the flats, walks to the lift, calls the lift and when it arrives gets into it. he then presses number 14 and then the lift takes him to floor 14. he gets out and proceeds to walk up the 7 flights of stairs to the 21st floor, where he lives.

Why does he do this every day?
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« Reply #10 on: November 23, 2009, 07:53:21 AM »
oh i know the answer to that one Alan its a good one, gonna give others a pop at it before i say anything !!! lol  Wink
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« Reply #11 on: November 23, 2009, 08:13:31 AM »
Yip I know this one its good
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« Reply #12 on: November 23, 2009, 01:58:33 PM »
What is the answer? I need to know lol
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« Reply #13 on: November 23, 2009, 02:32:59 PM »
i'll give u the answer tomorrow!!! let others have a guess -- if u want to pm me with your answer feel free to do so.

enjoy it

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« Reply #14 on: November 23, 2009, 05:16:16 PM »
Name three mammals beginning with the letter N and i wont accept gnat lol. (no googling)
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