Title: Caption Competion Post by: Radnor Bandit (Ian) on August 02, 2012, 05:20:51 PM No Prizes just for a laugh
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: DEADLOCK on August 02, 2012, 05:26:12 PM Oo is this the new minelab ive been hearing about
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: avalon on August 02, 2012, 05:31:08 PM If that’s what they call a contraceptive, then I’m not having that coil inserted into me! ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: WeCan-Octavian on August 02, 2012, 05:34:02 PM Makes a change from smelling my own S*** ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: avalon on August 02, 2012, 05:40:03 PM Makes a change from smelling my own S*** ;D :D :D :D I like that one! Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: avalon on August 02, 2012, 05:42:08 PM I’m a Moolab owner, and I think this new machine is udderly overpriced. I’ve herd so much bull about it, I think we need to get back to the grass roots and start again. Beef over!
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Radnor Bandit (Ian) on August 02, 2012, 06:57:41 PM I’m a Moolab owner, and I think this new machine is udderly overpriced. I’ve herd so much bull about it, I think we need to get back to the grass roots and start again. Beef over! Dont hold back...tell us what you think !!!Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: cardiffian on August 02, 2012, 07:02:32 PM Hey guys, I've got this thingy hooked on my nose. I look like a right heiffer (effer)!! Don't just stand there, help me get it off.
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Tafflaff (Rob) on August 02, 2012, 07:16:36 PM moo, Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hay Ermentrude come and have a look at this idiots discrimination settings.... moo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha.
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: wizard on August 02, 2012, 08:02:08 PM Honest, I only asked him who gave him permission to detect in here. :-\
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: handyman [Alan} on August 02, 2012, 08:05:42 PM nice bullocks ! ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
[well, i think i spelt it right!] Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Mike on August 02, 2012, 08:08:34 PM well at least we can find something with this , that blisstool we found last week was rubbish ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: gijan on August 02, 2012, 09:30:20 PM hey lads its another one of those minelabs,..we wont bother with those machines,,its a GARRETT that the big bull wants; ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: cardiffian on August 02, 2012, 09:47:16 PM I don't know about you lot but I'm bl**dy Friesian! If we mooove about with this detector we may warm up a bit.
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Chef Geoff on August 02, 2012, 09:51:36 PM "Well the machines not a problem but those bleedin Koss headphones fell off again"
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rookypair on August 03, 2012, 06:37:51 PM Hey Guys have you HERD the latest - the vet is ditching his hand and arm covered in a bin liner for this new contraption. Think it is all to do with canned milk and will be looking for green compost. Thank goodness it has a height adjustment!!!!!!! OOOOOWWWWWW
RP :o Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: avalon on August 03, 2012, 09:58:34 PM Ummm! You can’t beat free range detectorists for taste, just wish I’d scared the c---p out of him first. :D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: TheLoveDoc on August 04, 2012, 12:26:17 AM "as hard as she tried..... Martha just could'nt see her reflection to see if the new earings suited her ........
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: silverhand on August 04, 2012, 01:23:05 AM And where did they say put the USB port
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: geordiefred on August 04, 2012, 01:28:15 AM Latest News gang of cows mug man and steal his detector ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: silverhand on August 04, 2012, 02:00:20 AM Right he's having a pee I'll grab it and run
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: geordiefred on August 04, 2012, 02:19:44 AM It suddenly dawned on Gertrude if only she had opposable thumbs she might be able to make herself a fortune with this detecting lark ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Techony on August 04, 2012, 06:42:38 AM "First it was that heavy stick, then those weird ear warmers, now this!, Another lump of scrap metal surreptitiously dumped in our field! I think I'll chuck it in the hedge with that pot full of crusty discs that Mabel found last week."
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: WeCan-Octavian on August 04, 2012, 08:05:00 AM ''Ah Humans are throwing them away now,what a load of Bull''
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Pipster on August 04, 2012, 08:10:45 AM Ummmmmmmmm Yep I think it was rjm's....... he's on dectector 435 now a blisstol ::) ::) ::)
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: celticspikey on August 04, 2012, 08:21:25 AM No Prizes just for a laugh Come back! Come back! we promise we wont charge again!!!!!!!Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: herbie on August 04, 2012, 10:07:06 AM Hmmmm interesting.....but it'll never find Avalon's gold! ;)
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: JBeard on August 04, 2012, 10:27:51 AM Cow on the left: "Julie, you silly cow, don't eat that!... or the hills will be alive with sound of moo-sick !!"
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rjm on August 04, 2012, 12:03:50 PM "Can't these humans read the signs? They say 'don't litter the countryside and take your rubbish home'!" ;D (ouch! sorry Ian) ;D Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: avalon on August 04, 2012, 12:53:44 PM I did try to warn him the field was a little boggy down this end.
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: ysbytymike on August 04, 2012, 12:57:15 PM Don't remember eating that!!
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Radnor Bandit (Ian) on August 04, 2012, 01:14:55 PM How do you get radio 4 on this thing !
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Radnor Bandit (Ian) on August 04, 2012, 01:15:08 PM Excellent
What a great selection of weird and wonderful minds we have on this site. ;D ;D ;D Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: imnotginger on August 04, 2012, 01:43:19 PM aawww right this is the bull s++t some one left in the field ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rjm on August 04, 2012, 01:49:14 PM It's okay, it's PIPSTER's, he's gone off to ask someone how to turn it on..............again! ::) ;D Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: avalon on August 04, 2012, 02:10:14 PM Minelab owner gather to see the launch of there new flagship machine, and realize it’s just another cash cow. ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rjm on August 04, 2012, 02:16:30 PM Most machines are so nice to use you can't put them down...............the Minelab, you can't pick up! ;D (I'm only joking!!!!) ::) Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Pipster on August 04, 2012, 04:25:32 PM It's okay, it's PIPSTER's, he's gone off to ask someone how to turn it on..............again! ::) ;D PMSL ;D ;D Ok I asked for that !!! ;) ;) Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rjm on August 04, 2012, 05:20:17 PM It's okay, it's PIPSTER's, he's gone off to ask someone how to turn it on..............again! ::) ;D PMSL ;D ;D Ok I asked for that !!! ;) ;) so it's not true? ;D ;D ;) Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Pipster on August 04, 2012, 05:59:37 PM You know me so well Bob ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Radnor Bandit (Ian) on August 05, 2012, 10:48:46 AM Buttercup uses a Garrett for a cow bell
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: termite on August 05, 2012, 01:04:49 PM Hey look boys, I told you TaffLaff is scared of us, he must have S--t himself before he ran off,
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: ysbytymike on August 05, 2012, 05:39:16 PM Is this where pipster had his accident... ?
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rjm on August 05, 2012, 07:01:32 PM Is this where pipster had his accident... ? No, it was something to do with scaffolding! ;D Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: ysbytymike on August 05, 2012, 07:10:40 PM My question was a response to the picture Bob. "Ya know - sort of continue the thread"..
Sorry Pipster just had to link it mate.. :D Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: Pipster on August 05, 2012, 07:21:34 PM Not a problem Mike ;D ;D ;D
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: rjm on August 05, 2012, 08:06:55 PM My question was a response to the picture Bob. "Ya know - sort of continue the thread".. Sorry Pipster just had to link it mate.. :D Mine was a continuation of Alan's comment on his injury! ;D Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: dances with badgers on August 05, 2012, 09:57:53 PM oh not another foookin etrac thats been slung over a hedge :o
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: 16.5DD (richard) on August 06, 2012, 04:35:07 PM The E-TRAC "A simple to use machine, any silly cow can use one!!
Title: Re: Caption Competion Post by: cardiffian on August 07, 2012, 06:55:49 PM The last thing he said was "I have to run to the toilet". It must be a Mo(o)tion detector!
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