Here is a happy post

[dingdong]

Sorry guys but couldn't resist this....
NO POST today,its a PLANK holiday, ok,then I RESIN(e)


                  Now I declair the new T(r)topic) OFISH)ally open.!!!!

[Val Beechey]

Not before time, 'cause the word that came to mind was Taxus-dermist.

[dingdong]

Well that last comment was off the scales!!!😕 and not very TUNNY at all!!

[b.buoy]

Whale, I almost missed my Plaice in this serious discussion for the Sole reason that I didn't want to encROACH and stick my Mullet in..

[Chainsaw Bampy]

.hi all its me im back, [i can hear your groans]  anyway here we go again..................................................................     of course [ coarse fishing in case you didn,t get it]  the fish post is open  it is fryday after all, got here eventually but only just  ATROUT,  i am putting weight on getting rather CHUBBy, out with the detector and dug a long hole some would call it a TrENCH,  and i bumpted into SALMON rushdie, he was just out and a TROUT,he was leaning on some gRAILINGS,he drove off on his motorPIKE,told him to be carefull theres a lot of SHARKS out there, he said that was a load of bull [shark] and that he was going to THRESHERs,not by accident but on PORPOISE.  theres loads more but gotta leave some for someone else,  lol

[DEADLOCK]

.hi all its me im back, [i can hear your groans]  anyway here we go again..................................................................     of course [ coarse fishing in case you didn,t get it]  the fish post is open  it is fryday after all, got here eventually but only just  ATROUT,  i am putting weight on getting rather CHUBBy, out with the detector and dug a long hole some would call it a TrENCH,  and i bumpted into SALMON rushdie, he was just out and a TROUT,he was leaning on some gRAILINGS,he drove off on his motorPIKE,told him to be carefull theres a lot of SHARKS out there, he said that was a load of bull [shark] and that he was going to THRESHERs,not by accident but on PORPOISE.  theres loads more but gotta leave some for someone else,  lol

Brilliant 

[Chainsaw Bampy]

i was out with my mate MACK EREL he was telling me some fishy stories about being buddies with ken LOACH off corrie,he reckons he sent him his autograph but had to pay COD,hesaid to me,  now GAR i know you CARP on a lot, but there are some people out there that are really GOBY, his phone rang and it was his mate JOHN DORY he was moaning about his wife saying that she,s got a mouth like a LARGEMOUTH BASS,he told him she needs to come off her high PERCH she can,t half be a bit of a SNAPPER he said,       who,s next.......................

[dingdong]

I went to the fishmonger today,you selfish says I ?he replied,actually I am quite generous!!!!

[dingdong]

I went to my Asian mates fish shop,I asked him do you kill the fish  the halal way,yes but only on the halalibut!!!

[Chainsaw Bampy]

i got a bit of aheadHAKE now,  been an drunk to much BASS i think  ,was out drinking with my friend BARB she is a RAY of sunshine, she is really BRILL, and likes to SKATE could say she,s a DAB hand at it,in the right PLAICE, she comes across as being very pleasant TOPEople, not very often will you see her FLOUNDER, although she can be a bit of a HUSS, and a bit GOBY, she,s smokes a lot she,s a bit of a PUFFER,... this is boring post dingdong liked wooden one better,  next.........................................................................

[dingdong]

Ok this one is a draw ok,I'm gutted!!
You chose a new topic if you want but I think its upsetting a few people so I will call it a day ok?
But It was good fun while it lasted,p.m me if you want to comment ok.

[Chainsaw Bampy]

this post is oFISHally ended,       reason being  it didn,t catch on.   yes reely.   now thats the end, FIN  etc etc............................................