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Oo is this the new minelab ive been hearing about

If that’s what they call a contraceptive, then I’m not having that coil inserted into me! ;D

Makes a change from smelling my own S*** ;D

 :D :D :D I like that one!

I’m a Moolab owner, and I think this new machine is udderly overpriced. I’ve herd so much bull about it,  I think we need to get back to the grass roots and  start again. Beef over!

Dont hold back...tell us what you think !!!

Hey guys, I've got this thingy hooked on my nose. I look like a right heiffer (effer)!!  Don't just stand there, help me get it off.

moo,  Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. Hay Ermentrude come and have a look at this idiots discrimination settings.... moo hoo hoo hoo hoo ha ha ha ha.

Honest, I only asked him who gave him permission to detect in here. :-\

nice bullocks !  ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


[well, i think i spelt it right!]

well at least we can find something with this , that blisstool we found last week was rubbish  ::) ::) ::)

hey lads its another one of those minelabs,..we wont bother with those machines,,its a GARRETT that the big bull wants; ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

I don't know about you lot but I'm bl**dy Friesian! If we mooove about with this detector we may warm up a bit.

"Well the machines not a problem but those bleedin Koss headphones fell off again"

Hey Guys have you HERD the latest - the vet is ditching his hand and arm covered in a bin liner for this new contraption.  Think it is all to do with canned milk and will be looking for green compost. Thank goodness it has a height adjustment!!!!!!! OOOOOWWWWWW

RP
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Ummm! You can’t beat free range detectorists for taste, just wish I’d scared the c---p out of him first. :D

"as hard as she tried..... Martha just could'nt see her reflection to see if the new earings suited her ........

And where did they say put the USB port

Latest News gang of cows mug man and steal his detector  ;D

Right he's having a pee I'll grab it and run

It suddenly dawned on Gertrude if only she had opposable thumbs she might be able to make herself a fortune with this detecting lark  ;D ;D ;D

"First it was that heavy stick, then those weird ear warmers, now this!, Another lump of scrap metal surreptitiously dumped in our field! I think I'll chuck it in the hedge with that pot full of crusty discs that Mabel found last week."

''Ah Humans are throwing them away now,what a load of Bull''

Ummmmmmmmm Yep I think it was rjm's....... he's on dectector 435 now a blisstol  ::) ::) ::)

Come back! Come back! we promise we wont charge again!!!!!!!

Hmmmm interesting.....but it'll never find Avalon's gold! ;)

Cow on the left: "Julie, you silly cow, don't eat that!... or the hills will be alive with sound of moo-sick !!"

"Can't these humans read the signs? They say 'don't litter the countryside and take your rubbish home'!"  ;D 

(ouch! sorry Ian)  ;D

I did try to warn him the field was a little boggy down this end.

Don't remember eating that!!

How do you get radio 4 on this thing !

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What a great selection of weird and wonderful minds we have on this site.
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aawww right this is the bull s++t some one left in the field  ;D

It's okay, it's PIPSTER's, he's gone off to ask someone how to turn it on..............again!   ::)    ;D

Minelab owner gather to see the launch of there new flagship machine, and realize it’s just another cash cow.  ;D

Most machines are so nice to use you can't put them down...............the Minelab, you can't pick up!  ;D

(I'm only joking!!!!)  ::)

PMSL  ;D ;D Ok I asked for that !!! ;) ;)

so it's not true?  ;D ;D     ;)

You know me so well Bob  ;D ;D ;D

Buttercup uses a Garrett for a cow bell

Hey look boys,   I told you TaffLaff  is scared of us,  he must have S--t himself before he ran off,

Is this where pipster had his accident... ?

No, it was something to do with scaffolding!  ;D

My question was a response to the picture Bob. "Ya know - sort of continue the thread"..

Sorry Pipster just had to link it mate..  :D 

Not a problem Mike  ;D ;D ;D

Mine was a continuation of Alan's comment on his injury!  ;D

oh not another foookin etrac thats been slung over a hedge :o

The E-TRAC "A simple to use machine, any silly cow can use one!!

The last thing he said was "I have to run to the toilet". It must be a Mo(o)tion detector!