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Title: You're turkeying the mick Post by: Dryland on December 27, 2014, 12:28:20 AM Lucky Dale reminded me.......
WANTED : Is there anybody out there that has a Deus or something similar + cash, that they're looking to part with. In exchange for a partially uneaten Turkey, some left over sausage rolls and a full box of mince pies. As a deal breaker I might be persuaded to part with a half unused box of Christmas crackers. If this is of interest to you please get in touch ASAP as i'm sorry but it's FIRST COME FIRST SERVED.. Yours Sincerely Dryland [ would be Admin.] Title: Re: You're turkeying the mick Post by: bristolminelab on December 27, 2014, 07:25:28 AM you have had to much to drink fella :D
Title: Re: You're turkeying the mick Post by: handyman [Alan} on December 27, 2014, 08:33:32 AM pmsl - best advert i've ever seen!
can you clarify them half unused crackers are Harrods specials? Nice one Dylan Title: Re: You're turkeying the mick Post by: celticspikey on December 27, 2014, 10:28:34 AM Lucky Dale reminded me....... Im a bit of a wheeler dealer Del boy type and never one to miss a cracking deal Would you take a my Deus plus £150 cash plus the 9inch coil :o but I'm not interested in the crackers just Turkey, sausage rolls and pies ;) oh and I can deliver machine ::) await in anticipation......can you tell me if the turkey has gravy residue on it or is it straight from the bird.WANTED : Is there anybody out there that has a Deus or something similar + cash, that they're looking to part with. In exchange for a partially uneaten Turkey, some left over sausage rolls and a full box of mince pies. As a deal breaker I might be persuaded to part with a half unused box of Christmas crackers. If this is of interest to you please get in touch ASAP as i'm sorry but it's FIRST COME FIRST SERVED.. Yours Sincerely Dryland [ would be Admin.] Title: Re: You're turkeying the mick Post by: Dale on December 27, 2014, 04:00:06 PM Paul if you don't want the crackers drop them off around mine on the way past :D
Title: Re: You're turkeying the mick Post by: celticspikey on December 27, 2014, 06:59:43 PM Paul if you don't want the crackers drop them off around mine on the way past :D Cheeky Dale ;D not offering any thing towards petrol costs ;) ;)Title: Re: You're turkeying the mick Post by: Dryland on December 27, 2014, 11:16:41 PM Sorry folks but due to the amount of interest shown in my turkey and other leftovers,and not wanting to disappoint anyone , although I was tempted by Pauls over generous offer ;D I have decided that I may keep the turkey etc. for my lunch at the next Detecting Wales rally.
Alan how dare you suggest that I would demean myself and buy my crackers from such a lowly vendor, I can assure you that they were purchased from the world renowned puveyor of crackers.... ....... Home Bargains. Among the contents of these crackers were, paper clip, plastic thimble, and even a piece of thin coloured plastic that curls up in the palm of your hand and I've still got 9 more to open. ??? Dale be careful what you wish for or I might get those crackers sent to you first class ;D |