Detectorist Finds King Arthur !!!!!!!!

[Kev]

from website spoof.com   
  Deeply patriotic, anti foreigner, anti-immigration, anti Welsh, German detesting, pigeon loving, unemployed London taxi driver, Alfred Boulder, achieved his lifetime ambition yesterday when he finally tracked down King Arthur and his Knights of the Round Table.

They were all alive and well. Sleeping in a deep hole near Blackburn, Lancashire.

Unmarried 53 year year old Boulder from Plaistow, has been meticulously criss-crossing Britain for over 30 years. Using a metal detector to discover the elusive resting place of Arthur and his Knights.

"Arthur's knight's wore lots of armour and chain-mail", he once said. "If anyone ever flushes him out, it'll be me and my metal detector".
http://www.thespoof.com/news/magazine/alf_boulder_awakens_king_arthur_his_knights_of_the_round_table_9378.htm


Legend has it that ever since the Dark Ages (over 1000 years ago) Arthur and his Knights have been sound asleep in a secret cave. Waiting for the day when they will once again be summoned to save Great Britain.

"Britain's in crisis right now", Boulder ranted last week on his blog - London Cabbie.org.

[rjm]

Casa, you're worse than me. You need to get out more!   

[tyna]

Bless 

[nfl]

well done top tectin mad cabbie bloke,how much did he get for the golden staircase at cash my gold  or did that run away with ye olde nights

[geordiefred]

mmmmm..... but did he find the Holy Grail?