Where in the VOG is you ultimate detecting dream - I have a proposal!

[Neil]

I have a proposal for you all. Its not ethical and some would say its bordering on sexist, but what the Hell!

Here it is:

I have a good female friend of mine of many years who is really keen to have a go at metal detecting in late September. She is extremely pretty, being a former model and has a beautiful figure and shall we say is well blessed in a certain department!

Now she has agreed to wear a flattering top, and come with me to the farms in the Vale I have had refusals on before, and shall we say, ahem, see if her feminine charms work on the farmer! I am positive they will!

The proposal for you is: 

If you can suggest a farm which is in a promising location that you have had trouble getting access to in the past.  If I can sort it thanks to my beautiful and willing assistant, you are more than welcome to join me on a trip to this farm at a later date. What do you think? Am I abusing the female form OR is it a damn good idea which we potentially can all benefit from?

Please reply by PM to me the farms name you may have in mind so as not to inundate the farmer with requests!

I am interested in your replies. As I stated it immoral and wrong, but I don't care! Oh, and no request for photos please!

Neil

[rjm]

Neil

This is totally unethical !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Love it.

Beats my business card hands down.

[coleggwent(phil)]

thats great neil i know you said no photos i supose her phone numbers out aswell then you cant blame a man for trying  ps tell her she can come and watch me with mine and she can hold my tool (my digging tool that is )  

[Tafflaff (Rob)]

Neil I dont mind , but this time remember I'm 38DD not 36DD , I've still got bloody whelt marks where the underwire dug in.

[Neil]

Cheers Bob and Phil - I am not joking - she is keen as mustard to come detecting with me and has been regularly asking me for several months. I can assure you both, that any man that meets her is immediately taken in by her charms! I think its a winner all round!

Come on Phil there must be somewhere in the Vale that even you can't get access to! As I said I will stand by my proposal and you get to go next time as well!

Oh and its not Rob in a bra by the way!  

Neil

P.S. By the way this is not a joke - I am serious!

[coleggwent(phil)]

im sure there is neil the thing is its not my area for going out its johns my place is gloster as you know but im sure john as got some thing in mind 

[detectordave]

Neil did i tell you that i own a VERY VERY VERY LARGE FARM that you have NOT got a chance in hell of detecting on but you never know 

[borderfox.1495]

sounds good neil havn t got a problem with permission, but unlike you lecerios lot i m single, can t i just teach her to dect also could teach her about nature john

[Neil]

Easy John - there must be somewhere that you can't get permission on?!?

Come on set me the challenge John and let the pupil prove his worth! Granted with the help of his willing assistant! But they do say that all is fair in love and detecting!

Very good Dave - although that farm maybe too large!

Cheers all
Neil

[DIGGA]

tell ya what neil  youpost a pic o her  and  i will get  as many farms as youwant  as long as the lady in question  cums with me     ahem  to the farm  i mean      waaaa

[borderfox.1495]

 hi neil i got lou who can resist his line  hi can i dect on your land who can turn that down oh forgot please got three in pwys you could try    regards john have a think let you now sat

[handyman [Alan}]

can i borrow her to approach farmers up here in the midlands?

they appear starved of natural beauty.

[hedgehog]

I don't know whether that's desperation, prostituting yourself or a bloody good idea, wonder whether the farmers wives will feel threatened, maybe you ought to take a male model with you too 

[mark barrett]

great idea, i will wager nearly all farmers will be like putty in her hands,

[Al.Thepastfinder, ( Alan )]

I know some one who always used to send his wife in first to ask and put on the charm, it nearly always worked,  they could never get permission if he went in too,
 best of luck Neil   with her,  they'll proberbly invite you to tea as well,  and bring you refreshments when your detecting  lol,