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Richy

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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #15 on: November 17, 2008, 08:56:43 PM »

Forgot to mention.......I've called it an "Explorervator"........................ Cheesy

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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #16 on: November 17, 2008, 10:14:06 PM »

Quote from: Dickle on November 17, 2008, 08:49:25 PM

Sorry Phil, for "invited read "invented.

Phil, I'm working on a new one, combines a JCB with a Minelab........interested? Cheesy

Richy.

Does it have a pinpoint button in the centre of the steering wheel? Grin


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #17 on: November 18, 2008, 08:13:16 AM »

Hi Richy
Its as if your reading my mind i thought of that one years age lol

I was looking at the Potnoodle advert you know the one with the revolving fork,i thought what a stupid idea what about a revolving Pot !

Imagine the benifits for the elderly Just hold your spoon/fork still and my Revolvotable will do the rest.

Imangine your wifes getting on your wick Put some poision on your plate use Revolvotable and problem solved ;0)
Imagine your partners made you Beans and toast for tea and the kids are having chicken dippers peas and chips ....... get the picture !
This is my best invention Yet lol

Charles Dyson, Trever bayliss move over theres a new kid on the block lol


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #18 on: November 21, 2008, 12:17:56 PM »

.Richy.
[/quote]Does it have a pinpoint button in the centre of the steering wheel? Grin

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Not a bad idea John but I was thinking more along the lines of fitting some kind of device to warn other detectorists I was in the area, you know what detectorists are like, headphones on, bent over bum in the air and oblivious to everything around them....maybe a horn?

Phil, I like the Revolvotable, keep at it mate.

I've just been in my laboratory,or as the wife calls it "the kitchen" and as the cold weather draws in I've come up with the perfect winter warmer......the VACUUM HOT WATERBOTTLE!! GUARANTEED TO STAY HOT ALL NIGHT!!.My theory is brilliant but the problem I have is getting the heat to the outside of the bottle Huh

, I'm sure I can crack it...watch this space. Cheesy

Richy..


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #19 on: November 21, 2008, 12:49:55 PM »

Horns a great idea Richy !

I think the name of your new invention could do with a bit of work tho it reminds me of the weetabix advert,,,,,NOTMADEFROMWHEATMADEFROMOATSINSTEADABIX LOL

Keep up the good work Roll Eyes


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2008, 08:46:04 PM »

Not a good time to ask permission to detect !
Please click the picture file name to enlarge


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2008, 10:36:03 PM »

Wow, awesome.

I wonder how long the batteries last in that?


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #22 on: May 02, 2009, 06:52:16 AM »

Hi all

I Posted this Topic Back in the day

Just wondering if any of our new Forum members have got any good Detecting jokes or cartoons they,d like to add to this thread.

Rob you must had a few flooting about lol

All the best
Phil


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Re: Is this the best Detecting joke ever ? Or have you got a better one ! ;0)

« Reply #23 on: May 02, 2009, 12:28:49 PM »

AN OLD BLOKE I KNOW WHOS CALLED HECTOR
ONCE BAUGHT A NEW METAL DETECTOR
A WOMAN IM TOLD
TRIED NICKING HIS GOLD
SO HE PICKED UP HIS SHOVEL AND DECKED HER


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